PHOTOS
Tom Cruise and Katie "Robot" Holmes have used the power of Xenu to fast forward time to see what their beautiful baby girl will look like. My eyes… my eyes.
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9/4/2007
PHOTOS
"I love her so much, and I tend to wear my heart on my sleeve." Barf! Nothing says "Take me back." like a tattoo of your ex's titties. Classy man.
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8/31/2007
PHOTOS
Compton High's remake of West Side Story, complete with an inter-district theater student exchange. Can you guess who is visiting from Beverly Hills High?
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8/14/2007
PHOTOS
Sit down on my lap, sweetie, and we'll talk about whatever pops up. Too late!
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7/18/2007
VIDEOS
There's a special place in my heart for cholas, but there's an ever more special place in my lowrider.
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6/25/2007
VIDEOS
This is one of those bands that I knew nothing about before they came in, and thought they would sound much different than they did…probably because of the name. It turns out that ATE happened to be one of my favorite performances in long time. If you are into BritPop and/or the Smiths I think this might be your new favourite band.
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5/18/2007
VIDEOS
South Park's Halloween episode parodies "My Super Sweet 16" to a T! How will Satan make his party memorable??
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1/19/2007
PHOTOS
What's sexier than a massive woman mouth-raping a tiny, tiny man? Not much, my friend.
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1/9/2007
PHOTOS
He was just trying to read her name tag! Really I swear!
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12/20/2006
PHOTOS
Wow I'm hungry -- who's got some hot sauce for my tarantula?
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11/15/2006