The following stunt is approved by Sir Isaac Newton.

In theaters 4-25-2008. Harold and Kumar 2, follows the cross-country adventures of the pot-smoking duo as they try to outrun authorities who suspect them of being terrorists when they try to sneak a bong on board their flight to Amsterdam.

Tony Romo, there is no way to have blue-icing make outs and a respectable NFL career, it's just not possible.

Is it possible for any body part of a porn star to age naturally?

She's either working for Chris Hansen or Billy Ray has a much harder job than we imagined.

Remember when everybody couldn't wait for her and her sister to turn 18? Yeah, that seems like it was a long time ago.

He truly understands what courtside seats are all about.

A prank that doubles as a great commercial, who had any idea saran wrap was this strong?

That was totally necessary.

Even New Jersey can't be held accountable for Criss Angel anymore, he truly is on a level all his own.

Thank God there is a team of "University Medical Doctors" researching how to add 3/4 of an inch to your bust size.

9 lives might be enough to outlast Tyson.

What adult just sucks a lollipop like that in public? The kind who is pregnant and afraid they will no longer be a sex symbol, that's who.

There is no one better equipped to take care of a cat than a single white male aka, an engineer.

In what is most likely "the greatest athletic competition you never knew existed", Martin & Charlie Sheen play basketball against Michael Jordan way back in 1988.

I'll be able to answer phones, get drunk, start wars, and do all the other things boy presidents do, don't worry about it.

Pregnancy is such an exciting time in a teenager's life, she has her whole life behind her.

His cellmate was heard whispering in his ear, "I'm gonna do to you, what you did to rap music".

It's time to guess the celebrity sideboob because the rest of the boob is just too boring.

Saying the first thing that comes to mind is always the right answer.