What you're seeing here is the dreaded Child Monster of the Sea trying to choke and kill the singer Seal.

In theaters 6-13-08. Physicist Bruce Banner takes flight in order to understand -- and hopefully cure -- the condition that turns him into a monster.

Hopefully this is not a weapon of choice when patrolling oil fields in Iraq, gas is expensive enough.

There was what, one week to enjoy the new ginormous mommy boobs? Now they look like they are housing a Quato.

They'd both kick the Cloverfield monster's ass.

Seriously nerds, thats the monster you've all been waiting for? You've been JJ'd.

Madonna has an UGLY daughter. Don't care how young she is, kabbalah needs to teach the wonders of a tweezer and lip bleach.

When the real news is this wacky who needs The Onion?

In theaters 11-16-07. The warrior Beowulf must fight and defeat the monster Grendel who is terrorizing towns, and later, Grendel's mother, who begins killing out of revenge.

He was shot in the back of the head. What a shame. Now the Sesame Street neighborhood Girl Scouts will never make enough money for their camping trip.

An 11-year-old shot and killed a massive, half-ton wild hog that was even bigger than the famed 'Hogzilla.' The kid's hunting career started at age five. Nice.

Kids are SOOO adorable when they talk about monsters, and say words they shouldn't.

Frankenstein's monster and Frankenstein's tranny. The perfect match.

Scientists have broken down the facts: Britney is a fug-monster.

"I will always be known as Cookie Monster, but I will no longer be a cookie monster."

Woman needs help to get wallet out of the water, watch out!

Watch Bruce Willis turn into a Japanese Monster before your eyes!