The newest sitcom to hit the airwaves is Japanese Monkey Waiter! He's a monkey who's also a waiter!

Henry The Internet Junkie Monkey runs into a video of the internet phenomenon Fred and it changes his life forever!

If drinking Dunkin' Donuts and wearing last year's Urban Outfitters fashions make you a terrorist America is in more trouble than we thought.

Kung Fu Panda could not be reached for comment.

He pours the dirtiest martinis around.

The steeplechase would be a nationally televised sporting event if this were guaranteed to happen every night.

Hollywood’s favorite sluts have gotten themselves into a heap of trouble again! This time in a dance club! Also, see how Paris Hilton reacts when she tries to become a virgin! The drama!

Scientists in South Korea have so much free time, they have managed to clone glow in the dark cats. Now they can fight off the flying monkeys from N. Korea.

Hello everyone, this is your captain speaking. If you would take a moment to look out the window to your left, the plane will tip over, thank you.

In Russia, monkeys patrol you!

How fat do you have to be in order for a DSL line to have trouble downloading your picture? This fat.

In theaters 10-26-07(limited). The true story of Richard Pimentel, a brilliant public speaker with a troubled past, who returns from Vietnam severely hearing-impaired and finds a new purpose in his landmark efforts on the behalf of Americans with disabilities.

In theaters 10-19-07. A profile of Ian Curtis, the enigmatic singer of Joy Division whose personal, professional, and romantic troubles led him to commit suicide at the age of 23.

Dora explores the rampant valleys of puberty, giving comic nerds everywhere another reason to lock the bathroom door. Her monkey still looks queer.

This little monkey was abandoned by his mother and has made a curious friend in a zoo pigeon. The two are inseparable… awww!

Lindsay Lohan has either been working out in rehab, or hiding coke in her trunk. Skinny drug addict white girls don’t have butts like this. We smell trouble!

LG's very own Sir Monkey sat down with some of the cast of the hilarious new movie Hot Rod to ask them a few simple questions. What happened after may blow your mind!

The Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey is surprisingly cute, despite having a Michael Jackson/Skeletor nose. Lookit the little guy!!

Acute are a trio from Los Angeles who play pop music that is equally melodic and hooky. One song will have roaring power pop guitars and the next will lull you into submission with lush string arrangements and harpsichord solos! Check out their debut LP, “Arms Around a Stranger,” out now on Help Records.

Reeses has a new flavor of peanut butter cups – peanut butter and banana creme. Perfect for monkeys and Elvis impersonators alike!