Jamie Lynn has taken it upon herself to go on the web and research what it will be like to be pregnant and have a baby. It's gross!

For eight thousand dollars you can spend another 30 minutes sitting on your couch watching reruns.

Britney may have had an "episode" last night but Hillary Clinton isn't feeling too good either after millions of dollars and being nice to Bill only gave her 3rd place.

A woman gave birth in a train toilet in China and the baby got lodged in the pipe. She later said " I just thought I had to poop"… China…

There's not much else to do in captivity really.

Wanna scare the baby Jesus out of your friends? All you have to do is wipe the frosting off this window to get a very special Christmas present.

Baby spice fell off the stage at their latest concert and now she has a baby boo boo. Get that spice on ice!

Yes she says she does what she wants but does she slaughter baby seals with her bare hands??

Aww look a baby puffy fish! Or… Jenna Jameson!

This week’s guest is terribly upset that an 8-limbed baby from India is ripping off his style.

Chest Burster baby is adorable. Who doesn't want to just wrap him around your face?

Lean wit it, rock wit it, little baby!

The long, slender bones of grandma's rotting hands really accentuate baby Jane's soft features. Jane can only dream of having hair as nice as grandmas.

This Benz is diamond studded and cost over $5 million dollars. It belongs to Prince Waleed, an oil sheik. Bastards! The terrorists did win!

In theaters 11-2-07. Gone Baby Gone is Ben Affleck’s directorial debut and is based on the novel from the acclaimed author of “Mystic River.” It is an intense look inside an ongoing investigation about the mysterious disappearance of a little girl.

In theaters 11-21-07. Directed by the Coen Brothers and based on the acclaimed novel by Cormac McCarthy. Violence and mayhem ensue after a hunter stumbles upon some dead bodies, a stash of heroin and more than $2 million in cash near the Rio Grande.

So apparently women are into baby flesh. Dad can only get Mom's attention if he shaves his face to resemble a baby's ass.

What happens when a Japanese couple gives birth to a new baby? A stereotype is born.

And with the first pick in the draft, the Raiders select "Adorable". Ironically this might also improve their team as they really suck.

This week Philip Norris lays the smack down on Paris, Pavarotti, and Jerry Lewis!