Most of the middle east is hot, dull and colorless. What makes you think a terrorist would suddenly jump ship and start decorating things with pretty lights?

There's nothing that says praise Satan quite like "synchronized light display".

Lighting farts is so hot! Why can't all girls be like this. No, no wait - on second though, we don't want this.

Is Marie Osmond "dancing with an eating disorder" again? Or did all of the bright lights and Tom Bergeron's voice finally become too nauseating?

Sienna Miller is pissed about nudie pics leaking from the set of Hippie Hippie Shake. In fairness the boobs and "hippie garden" will be covered during a CGI drug trip.

An entire lighting rig almost falls on Hillary Clinton and the most she can say is "Jesus, Mary and Joseph"?? Even Bush knows how to curse!

Sienna Miller doesn't like America, and her itty bitty titties share those thoughts. Looking back, we couldn't find any pictures of her, in which she wasn't topless.

Dippy car blatantly runs a red light, then can't even successfully swerve out of the way of an oncoming scooter. WARNING: this video is SHOCKING, GRUESOME, and you won't be able to look away.

This is not a lazer light show, its witchcraft, I say! Keep your glowning coat hangers from him, before he eats your babies!

How to shoot your friend with a ping pong, a paper towel tube, a little hairspray and a lighter.

We almost didn't even recognize her! She looks cute... especially without a bra!

Here's Mischa about to light up another doob. No wonder she sucks at driving, the girl's stoned all the time!

Lindsay dyed her hair lighter to a strawberry blond. The firecrotch is back!

Sienna Miller's sugar-nubs were spotted at the beach while she kissed her boyfriend. Sexy!

I don't know if she's copying Madonna or just forgot her pants. Either way, I think she's crazy.

Watch one family’s attempt at annoying the crap out of their neighbors, and making sure their electricity bill is higher than a Las Vegas casino.

Old people turn off the lights and act like they are having sex. Watch how the marks react!

Light FM is Josiah Mazzaschi, and he was gracious enough to come into the LG studios and play a couple of his finely crafted pop tunes. WARNING: This chorus will be in your head for 2.7 years. It’s true.

Now everyone will know you think “BOYZ R STUPID” even when the lights are out.

We kinda hoped one of this firecrackers would have blinded the person who lit all them.