Whatever you do, don't feed Miley Cyrus after midnight...or this might happen.

This week Philip Norris comments on Hugh Hefners comment about Miley Cyrus in Playboy, and how people are into some weird sex crap.

Here's a photo from the cellphone of Miley Cyrus. Supposedly someone hacked the phone and obtained this shot, but we think she put it on the net because she wants to be Lindsay Lohan, like, NOW!.

Presumably someone with little or no computer experience could probably make these photos go from suggestive to explicit.

It's like The Who 2.0 "Txtin About My Generation".

She's probably not pregnant, she probably enjoys Cheetos too much, her comeback is very far from complete, Miley has a depressing future.

Lindsay should be blamed for Miley's downfall, one look at the wrinkly brown leather mess that is her cleavage and everyone moved on to the next victim.

These people helped push America off a cliff as they realized Miley Cyrus has a shoulder that can appear unclothed...and she's only 15! For shame!

She's either working for Chris Hansen or Billy Ray has a much harder job than we imagined.

Your answer will be forwarded to Chris Hansen.

It's hard to tell the difference but one is a millionaire and the other is cute.

This picture shows why no man wants to have a daughter and that for all Disney tries Miley Cyrus will eventually morph from innocent to slut. Mickey has that effect on young girls.