The Boston police thought these Mooninite LED signs were bombs. Obviously the "middle finger" of the character was mean to be a gesture of malice.

Watch the mom from Malcolm in the Middle get all schizo on a rude beeyotch in a parking lot! You have to see to believe!

In LG’s exclusive new interview with drunken Idol host Paula Abdul, she gives us her spaced out ideas on The Middle East.

One man believes teachers need to be armed. Most well-brained citizens would disagree.

The Thanksgiving you learned about in school is 100% wrong. Take a look at how the first Thanksgiving really went down, starring everybody’s favorite Leprechaun.

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are divorced, but that doesn’t mean that can’t sing a duet together. This is for you old-school LG fans out there who remember our awesome celebrity karaokes.

Yeah! Chick fight! Awesome! …Well, more like middle-aged mom fight. Sexy!

At Saniqua's high school, being pregnant at prom was just about the coolest thing you could do.

You'll love our Roll-Back prices! Discounted for her pleasure!

Voted "Most Likely to Pull Some Silly Prank at High School Graduation"

Ali and Habib were two Middle Eastern goat farmers when the United States decided to occupy their tiny country. Now they’re running for president, but can they beat the hand selected candidate: Nick Nolte?

We couldn't understand what these crazy Middle Easterners were saying, so we added subtitles!!

At Ernest's Old School Dojo, we'll teach you how to be more "old school!" Get the dance moves they DON'T tell you about in school.

Adventure is calling you. No wait… that’s your dad telling you to stop tying up the computer with this stupid game.

School is back in session and you’re already wasting time on the internet. You never seemed like college material anyway.

Boob days, boob days, dear old golden boob days.

Dubya is having trouble getting peace in the Middle East, so who does he call? His bestest friend in the whole world: George Bush Junior Jr! Oh yeah, and did we mention Junior Jr. is a cute little puppet?

Here's a human reinactment of the old-school video game Pong. Now what about Grand Theft Auto?

Watch a bunch of humans reinact the Space Invader's video game. And then watch them be attacked by a bunch of school bullies wanting to give them wedgies. Dorks.

Haley wrecked his car, Snakes switched to trains, and there’s no privacy at the sperm bank. Philip Norris is your man, although he’s too much of a pussy to go to the Middle East right now.