This Middle Eastern burial is very traditional – until the worst possible thing happens.

A local L.A. bakery is selling "Paris Visitor's Cakes" – muffins with a fake nailfile through the middle! That hot!

Paris Hilton constantly inspires art. That's why someone made a wax rendition of her in the middle of a suicide attempt. That won't get you out of prison, Paris!!

The Boston police thought these Mooninite LED signs were bombs. Obviously the "middle finger" of the character was mean to be a gesture of malice.

Watch the mom from Malcolm in the Middle get all schizo on a rude beeyotch in a parking lot! You have to see to believe!

In LG’s exclusive new interview with drunken Idol host Paula Abdul, she gives us her spaced out ideas on The Middle East.

Yeah! Chick fight! Awesome! …Well, more like middle-aged mom fight. Sexy!

Ali and Habib were two Middle Eastern goat farmers when the United States decided to occupy their tiny country. Now they’re running for president, but can they beat the hand selected candidate: Nick Nolte?

We couldn't understand what these crazy Middle Easterners were saying, so we added subtitles!!

Adventure is calling you. No wait… that’s your dad telling you to stop tying up the computer with this stupid game.

Dubya is having trouble getting peace in the Middle East, so who does he call? His bestest friend in the whole world: George Bush Junior Jr! Oh yeah, and did we mention Junior Jr. is a cute little puppet?

Haley wrecked his car, Snakes switched to trains, and there’s no privacy at the sperm bank. Philip Norris is your man, although he’s too much of a pussy to go to the Middle East right now.

Watch a Fox Reporter get shot at by Israilis soldiers! Goodtimes in the Middle East! When is your next family vacation there?

This asshat had to save the day right in the middle of Physics!?! We hope the professor fires his ass!