I guess these silly Asians don't know that's a word that only black people can use.

There is way too much sexy here for words, but let us start with 'Rough".

Microsoft is a pretty popular punching bag these days in i-culture. Luckily while apple fanboys make these videos, Bill can dry his tears in his sacks of money.

"You're not in Kansas anymore." is the obvious headline that ran in Kansas City newspapers as word of this "art" installation spread.

Some argued that Michael Richards' infamous N-word debacle was an attempt at humiliating a heckler, gone terribly awry. The comedic master Bill Hicks (RIP) shows how it's *really* done.

Technology is a magical thing that allows us to replicate the way things work in real life. Hey, why not just do those activities for REAL?

Paulina Rubio is no stranger to showing off her nether regions, but word on the street is that she keeps her Baja Fresh.

She's like a 13-year-old girl who cuts out words and pictures from tampon ads in women's magazines to express her emotions. God she's stupid.

Sanjaya finally got kicked off American Idol, and word in Hollywood is that there were cheers heard from the production studio. Here you see him cry like the little b*tch he is. Enjoy.

Kids are SOOO adorable when they talk about monsters, and say words they shouldn't.

Beeping out cirse words not enough for ya? How about getting rid of any hints of violence? Okay then.

Perez Hilton is the reigning gossip queen on the internet, and our beloved Henry has a few choice words for him.

Finally, irrefutable proof. She's too cute for words (though we still wrote some).

At a conservative political conference, the world's biggest tranny bitch, Ann Coulter, called John Edwards a bundle of sticks. The Fox network doesn't even care.

Word on the street is that Hugh Hefner is planning a proposal to his number-one girl friend, Holly Madison. Go for it, Hef!

On Wednesday, January 17th, 2007, Lindsay Dee Lohan entered Wonderland Rehab Center. No word yet on any plans for liver replacement surgery.

Word is she might go back to modeling… for Lane Bryant!

Dancing on tables can be fun and sexy – but if you're a reality TV skank make sure the countertop is wiped off beforehand. (Just a word to the wise.)

Beeping out words is funny. It's even funnier when you do it to un-dirty words! What did Bush just say??

The Chinese language has been updated to more graphically depict words. Fun!!