Barack Obama better watch out. John McCain will break his face with his muscles.

Emo Obama cries at night while applying lipstick and mascara.

Hillary Clinton just announced today that she will be running against Obama and McCain as an independent!

If only Michelle Trachtenberg actually were playing Batgirl and not just a stuck up chick in weird clothes on Gossip Girl.

Is this to announce Robert Palmer as his running mate?

He woke up one day and had a vision, a dream, "Yes We Can"...design a logo for my campaign that looks just like my breakfast.

Dunder Mifflin has yet to endorse a candidate. Hopefully Daryl and Scrantonicity II are working on a song for Obama.

Clinton is using this picture of Obama embracing another religion. She is hoping everyone thinks that religion equals terrorist. Sadly they are registred in the other party Hil!

Ted Nugent's three favorite things in no particular order are guns, music and ignorance. Music never came into the picture except for "Cat Scratch Fever".

Dear lord Michelle Marsh is running topless down the beach. If it were nearly any other woman on the planet, save Star Jones, it would be hot. But those "fun"-bags are like sacks of wet meat your step-dad is about to slug you with.

"I've Got A Crush on Obama" - This politically-minded hottie has just one candidate on her mind – and she wants to Barack him like a hurricane!

Michelle Trachtenberg posed with friends at a Halloween party last year... and DAMN! Now I want to French-kiss Snow White.

Sarah Michelle Gellar (or SMG as I call her) was caught on camera with the reddest eyes this side of Jamaica. She was hanging out with Mischa Barton, mayhaps?

How does Barak Obama rate on a Blackness Scale? Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton do the math.

Barack Obama charmed my pants off when he appeared on Conan O'Brien, right before announcing his candidacy for president"

Lucy Pinder plasters Michelle Marsh's breasts. They're making the plaster cast into a towel rack -- get it? Towel rack??