NSFW: Judd Apatow's new movie starring George Michael from Arrested Development. I'm wetting myself with anticipation

Paris & Nikki Hilton and Nicole Richie are seen here posing with Michael Jackson. Weirder still is the old man next to them with the oxygen machine.

Did the Food Network slip in subliminal ads for McDonald's during Iron Chef America? Crazy!

I think it's just Michael Jackson under that burka…

This little guy is waaay too good to be a lowly subway performer. Get this guy on Hollywood Boulevard, stat!

See Santa Claus do HIS version of the infamous Michael Richards racist meltdown. Ho-ho-horrifyingly offensive!

Only one of many recently-inspired Michael Richards shirts

Teenwolf himself in an ad regarding stem cell research. Watch as he imitates Jello Jigglers!

Ronald McDonald gets arrested for molesting a Happy Meal. How sad.

Can you do a 720 and slam dunk? Could Michael Jordan? Nope and Nope! This guy gets amazing air! Does he fart to get up there?

Ah, so that's the secret sauce on those McRibs!

Smack us with a Big Mac. We get our baseball mascots and friends of Ronald McDonald mixed up ALL the time.

This week Michael Douglas lashes out at Bradgenlina, Jessica Simpson is almost preggers, Kanye West is the next Oliver Stone and more!

After McDonald's stock took a dive, some employees were fired. Including Ronald McDonald himself.

This week Kanye West discusses his homophobia, Wal-Mart hires illegals, 50 Cent teaches us how to read, and Michael Jackson uses the women’s bathroom.

This week Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston hook up, Bush and Bono have lunch together, Michael Jackson gets called for jury duty and other signs the world is a truly crunked-up place.