Michael Bolton and Nicolette Sheridan's new ad for London Fog is really weird and disturbing but so are guys who wear London Fog jackets so it works.

Michael Bay said he could use some flames.

Does this make Michael Jordan, Lex Luthor?

This TV anchor has the same disease that Michael Jackson "supposedly' has.

No Michael, we didn't come to see you. We are here for your delicious breads and pastries. Duh…

There's nothing that will get writers back to work quicker than the threat this possible "TV show" poses to the American psyche.

I guess these silly Asians don't know that's a word that only black people can use.

There's nothing smoother than Michael McDonald and this gentleman clearly understands that.

If Michael Bay ran the military, there would never be any more wars.

Michael Jackson, Rick James, Prince, Stevie Wonder, and Rod Stewart impersonators were pulled from Hollywood Blvd. to perform on Jimmy Kimmel.

In theaters 10-12-07. On his sprawling country estate, an aging writer, Michael Caine, matches wits with the struggling actor, Jude Law, who has stolen his wife's heart.

La Toya Jackson has finally obliterated any last ounce of estrogen in her body, she is now a he beast. Or, Eddie Murphy's latest girlfriend in a desperate attempt to disprove the gay tranny escapade.

The pure love, that exudes from Michael Stipe's eyes, screams "forever". Everybody hurts… but not anymore.

John Madden claims he wanted to make video games more realistic. Watching this clip of Bo Jackson go crazy all over the field reminds us he took the fun out.

Hey this is Michael Vick! Let’s get ready for some hard core dog fights bro!

NSFW: NFL quarterback, Michael Vick, plead guilty yesterday. This was all thanks to McGruff, the crime dog's, harsh interrogation tactics.

Another amazing speed painting of Optimus Prime. Only thing missing is Michael Bay, showing up to ruin everything.

Michael McDonald never cracks a smile, making him the antithesis of Jimmy Fallon.

Some argued that Michael Richards' infamous N-word debacle was an attempt at humiliating a heckler, gone terribly awry. The comedic master Bill Hicks (RIP) shows how it's *really* done.

The Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey is surprisingly cute, despite having a Michael Jackson/Skeletor nose. Lookit the little guy!!