There's nothing smoother than Michael McDonald and this gentleman clearly understands that.

If Michael Bay ran the military, there would never be any more wars.

Michael Jackson, Rick James, Prince, Stevie Wonder, and Rod Stewart impersonators were pulled from Hollywood Blvd. to perform on Jimmy Kimmel.

In theaters 10-12-07. On his sprawling country estate, an aging writer, Michael Caine, matches wits with the struggling actor, Jude Law, who has stolen his wife's heart.

La Toya Jackson has finally obliterated any last ounce of estrogen in her body, she is now a he beast. Or, Eddie Murphy's latest girlfriend in a desperate attempt to disprove the gay tranny escapade.

The pure love, that exudes from Michael Stipe's eyes, screams "forever". Everybody hurts… but not anymore.

John Madden claims he wanted to make video games more realistic. Watching this clip of Bo Jackson go crazy all over the field reminds us he took the fun out.

Hey this is Michael Vick! Let’s get ready for some hard core dog fights bro!

NSFW: NFL quarterback, Michael Vick, plead guilty yesterday. This was all thanks to McGruff, the crime dog's, harsh interrogation tactics.

Another amazing speed painting of Optimus Prime. Only thing missing is Michael Bay, showing up to ruin everything.

Michael McDonald never cracks a smile, making him the antithesis of Jimmy Fallon.

Some argued that Michael Richards' infamous N-word debacle was an attempt at humiliating a heckler, gone terribly awry. The comedic master Bill Hicks (RIP) shows how it's *really* done.

The Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey is surprisingly cute, despite having a Michael Jackson/Skeletor nose. Lookit the little guy!!

NSFW: Judd Apatow's new movie starring George Michael from Arrested Development. I'm wetting myself with anticipation

Sanjaya was sadly cut from American Idol this week. A man by the name of Popeye pays tribute to this fallen singer.

How does Barak Obama rate on a Blackness Scale? Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton do the math.

In 1985 the Chicago Bears won the Superbowl, and created the greatest rap video ever to celebrate. Now that they're up against the Colts for 2007's 'Bowl, we'd like to play this video as a loving tribute to a stupendous line-up. I love you, Sweetness. I love you, McMahon.

Fan-made video montage of MORE Fox News footage of the "bomb scare" over ATHF promotional signs. And don't call them Lite Brites.

Paris & Nikki Hilton and Nicole Richie are seen here posing with Michael Jackson. Weirder still is the old man next to them with the oxygen machine.

Farewell Anna Nicole Smith. As we take one last look back at your life we take comfort in the fact that although your soul may have shaken off this mortal coil your silicone filled boobies will be around for centuries.