They are so adorable and greedy we want to punch them in the face.

These chicks can beat the crap out of your face.

But she wants to spit in your face first.

Yes, she's one of our favorites. And yes, we don't know who that dude is standing next to her but we want to punch him in the face and steal Sophia away.

Usually, Audrina Partridge looks dumb in the face. But not here. She just looks totally hot, and I as I type this message here with one hand, I can't help but notice that I am going to explode soon.

Even seen a really hot chick from behind and then she turns around and her face gives you nightmares? Of course you have it's your mom! Boom! Everything's hot but her face.

The following phone conversation was secretly recording between Michael Jackson and his young accuser.

When Michael Jackson died, his soul went into this small child. The kid is now a very talented...but hopefully headed down a different path. Say No to Propofol!!!!

...or she wants to lick Quentin Tarantino's face. Which is it?

If you're checking out a hot chick from behind and she turns around and her face looks like Abe Vigoda -- that's a butterface.

Panic Bear is mighty scared of the Lion Cub! Watch his face fill with terror as the lion gets in his face!

Get the Michael Jackson sleepover experience, without all that tiresome dry-humping.

So you think you've seen all of Michael Jackson's versions of the music video "Thriler" huh? Well you're not even close.

Filipino prisoners have choreographed what just might be the largest performance of Michael Jackson's Thriller. But the real scary part is the male inmate playing the "female" lead. Creepy hair!

Michael Jackson ain't got nothin' on these Bollywood boys! Greatest Thriller cover ever.

Today, we're all Michael Jackson. Or we mourn Michael Jackson. Ah, whatever. We're just really, really sad.

RIP Michael Jackson. The Moonwalk was pretty awesome.

That kid could should be sent to slammer for beating his buddy. Or just given the death penalty. Kids just can't get away with this anymore.

It's going to take a lot more than flowers to get in her pants, buddy. Start with trying to replace your face.

This is the extent of Bret Michael's injuries after a prop kicked his ass at the Tony's last week.