If Michael Bay ran the military, there would never be any more wars.

Chest Burster baby is adorable. Who doesn't want to just wrap him around your face?

Donald Trump unveils his new reality TV show and Dakota Fanning just may drop by to say hello. Sources say, no one will care.

Michael Jackson, Rick James, Prince, Stevie Wonder, and Rod Stewart impersonators were pulled from Hollywood Blvd. to perform on Jimmy Kimmel.

In theaters 10-12-07. On his sprawling country estate, an aging writer, Michael Caine, matches wits with the struggling actor, Jude Law, who has stolen his wife's heart.

Chairy, the loveable and slightly obese furniture from the Pee Wee Herman show, was found discarded a few months ago. It just goes to show you, human or furniture, no one likes a fat girl. Tear.

La Toya Jackson has finally obliterated any last ounce of estrogen in her body, she is now a he beast. Or, Eddie Murphy's latest girlfriend in a desperate attempt to disprove the gay tranny escapade.

Lean wit it, rock wit it, little baby!

The long, slender bones of grandma's rotting hands really accentuate baby Jane's soft features. Jane can only dream of having hair as nice as grandmas.

In theaters 11-2-07. Gone Baby Gone is Ben Affleck’s directorial debut and is based on the novel from the acclaimed author of “Mystic River.” It is an intense look inside an ongoing investigation about the mysterious disappearance of a little girl.

So apparently women are into baby flesh. Dad can only get Mom's attention if he shaves his face to resemble a baby's ass.

What happens when a Japanese couple gives birth to a new baby? A stereotype is born.

And with the first pick in the draft, the Raiders select "Adorable". Ironically this might also improve their team as they really suck.

The pure love, that exudes from Michael Stipe's eyes, screams "forever". Everybody hurts… but not anymore.

This week Philip Norris lays the smack down on Paris, Pavarotti, and Jerry Lewis!

Baby Bruce Lee will kick your ass with adorable roundhouses to the face.

If you thought Kid Nation was bad, well NBC has a surprise for you. “Babies On Cinderblocks” is the latest hit to debut on Conan.

Tom Cruise and Katie "Robot" Holmes have used the power of Xenu to fast forward time to see what their beautiful baby girl will look like. My eyes… my eyes.

John Madden claims he wanted to make video games more realistic. Watching this clip of Bo Jackson go crazy all over the field reminds us he took the fun out.

Hey this is Michael Vick! Let’s get ready for some hard core dog fights bro!