Black people are different from white people. They also need different hair treatment.

…This should happen to all white guys that try to dance.

When walking on the sidewalk, some white people follow rule #32 in the White Guy Handbook.

Mel faces Jail, New York faces heat, and Paris faces the press (and looks dumb). Philip Norris has the latest, and doesn’t have sex with boys!

We always wanted to know what it would look like if Spider Man was gay.

We'd like to believe this was our car. And we'd like to believe that our girlfriend had those boobs. Ah, she's going to break up with us.

How else did you think animal crackers were made?

This kid soooo wants to be a White Supremacist

Ah, now we know who to call when we want some shady sex.

Watch the uncensored version of Paris Hilton’s new music video Stars Are Blind. It’s sexier than her sex tape and it won’t get you in trouble if you watch it at work!

Watch Britney Spears cry, talk about her white trash husband, and the fact that she's a horrible mom, all on The Today Show.

Someone had sex with Anna Nicole and Batwoman is a huge lesbo.

Watch Tom Cruise dance like a white man! Weeeeee!

In this episode, Philip Norris applauds Craigslist sex and hopes that other websites will help people get their freak on.

This week we celebrate the viruses that make sex just a little less fun. We salute you, STDs!

We though we’d do the world some good and offer you the complete and uncensored Paris Hilton Sex Tape.

If you haven’t seen the Colin Farrell Sex Tape, now is your chance. And please note: No blowup dolls were harmed in this video, only humped.

Rummy really knows how to make those reporters pay attention to him. Gayness!

Another case of white people trying to rap. Very sad.

It's official. Some people have a fetish for dead people.