Summer is in full swing so make sure you know what every barbeque master needs to know – how to cook the perfect hamburger.

You think you're the biggest chopstick on the block don't you? Well how about a game of blackjack?

If we saw this sign posted in our gym we'd immediately vomit all over the Stair Master.

Since golfing is just boring, you have to find ways to entertain yourself.

If you want to learn martial arts, why not learn it from a creepy kung fu master/magician!

Ashlee Simpson's pregnancy has created what will be an epic "Boob-off" between Ashlee and Jessica, Master of Incest, Joe Simpson, of course will be the referee.

M.I.T students took the day off "learninating" and Master Chiefed one of the statues on their campus. Run Away!

In theaters 10-26-07. Jigsaw and his apprentice Amanda are dead. The genesis of Jigsaw's evil is unveiled, exposing the puppet master's true intentions and the sinister plan for his past, present and future victims.

Ladies and gentleman, we give you the Grand Master Virgin of Tetris.

To sell Halo3 in the states just give us violence. Korea went with Master Chief punching a dinosaur and dancing on the subway. Way to go Korea!

Some argued that Michael Richards' infamous N-word debacle was an attempt at humiliating a heckler, gone terribly awry. The comedic master Bill Hicks (RIP) shows how it's *really* done.

In the wild, tigers attack their enemies. In captivity, they rely on other, more disgusting methods of self-defense.

Ashley Olsen was hangin' out in just a bra and panties... then we caught her taking a cartoon poo! Ew, gross!

Our console-by-console march continues with the original Playstation, or PSX, as those of us in the know call it. The X is because Playstation didn’t want to take the name of its white slave masters as its own.

The lengths they go with guerilla marketing these days…

This guy has mastered "freestyle walking" with crutches -- and he skateboards with them, too!

I am Doctor Oralpleasureinthebackofyourmomscar

Don’t be a n00b! Master the third episode of Name That Game. If you get all five questions right an LG Staff member will personally give you a hug.

This guys parallel parking skillz are so tight, you'll plotz in your pleather pants.

Obviously, this pimp wasn't trained by that famous P.I.M.P Chuck "Love Juice" Norris.