PHOTOS
Still-skinny Mary-Kate Olsen looked stunning (as in, we're still stunned by this look) when she walked the red carpet wearing Kelly green, a dead raccoon, and a chestplate.
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1/18/2007
PHOTOS
Finally! Someone got an Olsen twin to eat!
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1/5/2007
GAMES
If the Sheriff was a hot girl – shoot-outs would have been a LOT sexier.
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7/21/2006
GAMES
These people are the reason why taxes were invented – rich jerks.
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4/7/2006
NEWS
This week Hooters Casino opens in Las Vegas, a Full House actress is addicted to crystal meth, and there’s a Superbowl game or something.
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2/3/2006
GAMES
These celebrities look like they’ve been dressed like LiquidGeneration’s multimedia wench, Elmo.
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1/13/2006
GAMES
These celebrities are so short they look like little Pokemons.
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11/18/2005
PHOTOS
Yes, but how old do you have to be?
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11/1/2005
NEWS
Finally, Chewbacca becomes an American, TomKat has boring sex, Mary-Kate quits college, and other stuff we really can’t remember right now.
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10/14/2005
NEWS
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
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9/16/2005