Johnny hit the jackpot this summer when he realized he could fill freezer bags with grass-clippings and make a fortune selling weed to Jr. High kids.

She's not "having it her way"! LOL!

Yeah that’s an acoustic guitar that J Mascis is playing the holy hell out of, but he’s added some bells and whistles like only Dinosaur Jr. can.

For those of you in the know, this is a rare acoustic performance from Dinosaur Jr.'s J Mascis playing the new single from the new record Beyond.

The E! Entertainment Television building got a bomb threat this morning, but luckily Ryan Seacrest got out alive! (With his Aston Martin.)

Clint Eastwood's wife "grabbed" his crotch during Martin Scorcese's acceptance speech. Awkward!!

Demetri Martin is a funny person. You may know him from the Daily Show, but now you can know him from his Comedy Central special. Here's a clip.

Christmas with the Family Guy is better than Hanukkah with King of the Hill

Wake up with the King… naked.

This guy is the king of burgers. We won't tell Burger King's lawyers, though.

If you're going to sleep with a married woman, be prepared for the consequences.

When your drive-thru order-takers fail you, you take your order to… India?

Dubya is having trouble getting peace in the Middle East, so who does he call? His bestest friend in the whole world: George Bush Junior Jr! Oh yeah, and did we mention Junior Jr. is a cute little puppet?

For purposes of national security we have to ask: How F**king American Are You?

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

Buy your tickets, get your candy, turn off your cellphones and stuff your face full of popping corn. It’s time to play the Movie Poster Game!