Noel kinda deserved getting his ass kicked. Oasis has been ripping off The Beatles for too long! It's time to stand up to those English bastards!

If you're keeping track at home, Paris Hilton was denied a ticket to the Oscars, Gary Busey was given free reign.

In 2023 we'll hopefully be celebrating the 25th anniversy of "...Baby One More Time" by performing in flying saucers on Mars.

How long do you think he and his friends giggled like schoolgirls saying "Are you gonna do it? really? you're gonna do it? OMG OMG"

Sean Connery wishes Alex a speedy recovery.

Since Homeland Security has totally dropped the ball on the impending Zombie attack on Halloween we suggest you watch this video to prepare.

Bobby Brown just had a heart attack! Can you guess the boobs that contributed to this?

Diana Ross thought that no one would recognize her without makeup. Unfortunately an old woman died of a heart attack when she mistook Mrs. Ross for Death.

Olivia Munn raw dogs about 75 percent of a mustard covered weiner. Attack of The "Hot".

Never attack the man with the microphone.

A loving older brother captures his toddler brother in a collapsible tube -- watch him roll away!!

Jehovah's Witnesses want to save your soul, but only if you don't attack them with water balloons. 'Cause THAT pisses them off.

In the wild, tigers attack their enemies. In captivity, they rely on other, more disgusting methods of self-defense.

Inexplicably, this dog wants whatever the thinks is at the bottom of this toilet bowl. And the toilet water pays the ultimate price.

Im in ur windoh scarin' ur childrins

When gimps attack, even the long arm of the law can't save you!!

Extreme Animal! A tiger comes out of nowhere to attack a dude on an elephant! Nature's EXTREME!

Now that's what I call finger food! HA!!

When the evil Shedder attacks who’d you rather don’t cut him no slack!

See the aftermath from Britney's paparazzi punch-out!! (er, ah… umbrella-out?)