Who would have known that fat Italian plumber would be a relationship expert?

Nothing about this news report is suppose to be hilarious. Well, maybe the Bill O'Reilly part, BUT CAN YOU JUST BELIEVE HOW EXCITED WE WERE ABOUT MARIO!?!!

That was totally necessary.

More people would go to musuems if the art magically turned into video games.

The artist probably had more fun than anyone who has purchased "Paper Mario".

A Mario Bros. wedding cake. I am pretty sure the groom will never be allowed to make a decision again.

This is even better than America's favorite acoustic heavy metal band, Tesla, covering the Mario theme.

8 bit glory transposed into the real world. Mario never gets old!

This is almost art and quite possibly the laziest way to play Mario ever, do not hit a button and watch him go.

Some Nintendo fan was bored and in posession of a lot of chalk!

The cake got 5 full pages, but the rest of the wedding album featured the bride and groom: a tiny Japanese immigrant woman and her white, 350-lb. programmer husband.

Awesome Super Mario Bros. art for your iPod!

Eat this cookie and you'll get 1UP!

Mario has reached new heights of Hindu awesomeness.

Nintendo and RockStar Games join forces as Rocktendo to create a new line of games. I hear their stock prices rising!

We had no idea that Mario could deliver us a stand-up rountine through our Nintendo DS.

Watch this talented young man play the Super Mario Bros. theme song with his talented throat.

How does Kill Bill sound with Super Mario Bros. sounds? See for yourself, idiot.

We hope that Mario can come save the little princess.

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