8 bit glory transposed into the real world. Mario never gets old!

In theaters 11-9-07. Fred Claus has lived almost his entire life in his little brother’s very large shadow. Fred tried, but he could never live up to the example set by the younger Nicholas, who was just a perfect, well, Saint. True to form, Nicholas grew up to be the model of giving, while Fred became the polar opposite: a repo man who then steals what he repossesses.

In theaters 10-12-07. Two brothers on opposite sides of the law. Beyond their differences lies loyalty.

In theaters 11-21-07. Directed by the Coen Brothers and based on the acclaimed novel by Cormac McCarthy. Violence and mayhem ensue after a hunter stumbles upon some dead bodies, a stash of heroin and more than $2 million in cash near the Rio Grande.

In theaters 9-29-07. Wes Anderson's 5th film is the story of three brothers who travel across India on a "spiritual" journey to be friends like they used to be.

Some big boobied lady from Big Brother UK spent her weekend on the beach for what looks like a playboy photo shoot. Actually she was just being a whore.

This is almost art and quite possibly the laziest way to play Mario ever, do not hit a button and watch him go.

A loving older brother captures his toddler brother in a collapsible tube -- watch him roll away!!

You’ve probably heard Cary Brothers before and didn’t even know it, as he had a song in some movie called Garden State that apparently changed people’s lives. In any case his new record called Who You Are is more deserving of your dollars than some silly soundtrack!

Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis, larger brother of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, attended Paris Hilton's recent birthday bash in Vegas. It appears as though he pissed himself, as well!

Some Nintendo fan was bored and in posession of a lot of chalk!

This is Disco Duck's older brother.

Casper the Friendly Ghost's brother is Jasper. And he's a douchebag.

The cake got 5 full pages, but the rest of the wedding album featured the bride and groom: a tiny Japanese immigrant woman and her white, 350-lb. programmer husband.

Awesome Super Mario Bros. art for your iPod!

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Mario has reached new heights of Hindu awesomeness.

Nintendo and RockStar Games join forces as Rocktendo to create a new line of games. I hear their stock prices rising!

We had no idea that Mario could deliver us a stand-up rountine through our Nintendo DS.

Watch this talented young man play the Super Mario Bros. theme song with his talented throat.