Are baseball players all juiced up on steroids? They and their small testicles are denying it, but we’ve got photographs.

Can you tell the difference between real celebs and their impersonators? We can because we’re awesome.

Alcoholics love to talk. See if you can guess the movie where these drunken quotes came from.

This week the world got a glimpse of Jennifer Aniston’s boobies, winter storms made everyone stay indoors and talk to their families, and Mel Gibson does the Holocaust.

He's like the gay Napoleon Dynamite.

No wonder why the Americans are losing in Iraq.

Some like the wing, others like the breast. You like the dong.

This week Jessica and Nick call it quits, President Bush gives a hilarious speech and Vince Vaughn is a drunk!

Our exploration of fascinating Asians continues this week with an awesome freestyle performance by a Chinese rapper.

Do not watch this video if you want to sleep tonight. This is probably the most disturbing dance since "The Carlton" on Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

Those crazy asians are at it again, this time with a rendition of a Backstreet Boys song.

Do you ever get video gamers and gay people mixed up? You might think we’re retarded, but we certainly do. See if you’re the same way.

This week Americans celebrate Thanksgiving, but even more important they celebrate the new Xbox 360. We’re there to tell you about it.

Nothing looks hotter than a pair of giant funbags that don’t really exist.

Want to make your friend believe that they are being drafted into service by the United States Military? Well now you can with this easy and socially irresponsible email prank.

Celebrities don’t think before they talk, and that’s why they always say stupid things. People call this Diarrhea of the Mouth, or as we call it -- Celebrity Diarrhea Mouth.

This week Kanye West discusses his homophobia, Wal-Mart hires illegals, 50 Cent teaches us how to read, and Michael Jackson uses the women’s bathroom.

This baby is going to grow up to worship the devil.

Damn! You mean our Passion of the Christ DVD isn't playable in this thing?

The girl by our urinal just vomits.