Sanjaya was sadly cut from American Idol this week. A man by the name of Popeye pays tribute to this fallen singer.

Made especially for three-legged men.

This is totally the kind of guy who drives to Tijijuana with his buddies and picks up a whore and then later *flatly denies* he knew anything about her being a man. But you know he wants that.

Man… she just needs to stop looking at the camera. Forever.

Although both men and women look at the image of George Brett when directed to find out information about his sport and position, men tend to focus on private anatomy as well as the face. For the women, the face is the only place they viewed.

And now for the gals and gays… MALE MODELS IN THEIR UNDIES!

Classy network ESPN aired footage of Payton Manning dancing in a play as an 8th grader. You'll never look at pro quarterbacks the same again!

Pink is a man that every confused dyke can go for.

Oh, man, we just need to get these chicks sterilized, already!

It seems odd to me that this Asian man would have a French name, but then again… heehee, "LeDouche"!

Well if jerkin' it wasn't easy enough – now lazy Japanese men can use this gadgit to do it for them!

Paris & Nikki Hilton and Nicole Richie are seen here posing with Michael Jackson. Weirder still is the old man next to them with the oxygen machine.

The perfect gift for that special do-it-yourself man in your life!

This is some sort of product for the Nintendo DS. And if an old greasy man tries to give it to you from his creepy van, RUN! RUN AWAY!!!!

The wax figures of Victoria Adams and David Beckham were recently draped in American flags to celebrate their recent move to the US. Yay, more big-tittied tarts and their super-studly metrosexual man=meat in L.A.!

Is this a serious song? Or an obvious joke? What kind of self-denied, no-longer-gay man would write a song against gayness and then wear a pink shirt in the video?

Sasha Baron Cohen makes his Borat acceptance speech at the Golden Globes. No naked man goes unthanked.

One man believes teachers need to be armed. Most well-brained citizens would disagree.

What's sexier than a massive woman mouth-raping a tiny, tiny man? Not much, my friend.

Sure to relax even the fussiest of adult men.