Fall Out Boy Pete Wentz wears eyeliner, but since he's a boy, we call it guyliner. Apparently this was worth an entire People Magazine news piece. I'm going to go kill myself now.

Slutty hipsters, skanky drug dealers, happening party-people, all in the LA club scene. I hang out at these bars so you know this sh*t's good.

This adorable Cambodian boy rides his pet python around the house! Unbelievable and cute! *Check out the end!*

The Fall Out Boy song, "Carpal Tunnel of Love," with animations by Happy Tree Friends! Whee!

I still can't get over how adorable this is – he just looks so NATURAL in that uniform!

More from the Paris Exposed files! She even enjoys corrupting her boy-toy!

This video reminds me of last summer. That was a sexy, sexy summer. Mmmm… tomatoes.

The world's littlest pervert will some doay grow up to be the worlds most-hated paparazzo.

Two of the boys from Sparta hit the ghetto=fabulous LG Studios and treated us to an early morning acoustic jam of "Taking Back Control." Pretty amazing to hear it all stripped down.

Every teenage boy should be able to use this mouse pad without a problem!

These kids are so inventive… reminds me of myself when I was a little boy. Oh wait, I'm a girl.

If every 12-year-old's fantasy came true like this, we'd have to re-write the pedophilia laws.

You won’t need a cheat code to beat this game, but if you remember the Konami code, I suppose it can’t hurt.

For every suburban house party, four bros will be raped, and only one in seven bros will tell their boys what happened the next day.

I didn't even know WTF "ghost riding" *was* before I saw this. Now we know EXACTLY why it's so stupid.

These boys will be grounded until prom.

Mel faces Jail, New York faces heat, and Paris faces the press (and looks dumb). Philip Norris has the latest, and doesn’t have sex with boys!

Get ready ladies, you're about to see the hottest man in the universe. Just be sure to have a barf bag next to you.

Women who dress like Santa make us act like naughty, naughty boys.

Those crazy asians are at it again, this time with a rendition of a Backstreet Boys song.