These boobs were not only made for walking, they were made for showing our perverted eyes.

See what happens when two hunky boxers go face to face in the ring – and make out!

This is kid totally has groupies that want to make out with him.

LiquidGeneration does not endorse fat kids running into walls. We simply make fun of them.

We always get Porn Stars and Pop Stars mixed up. Whores are tricky like that!

People make fun of us because we like dirty tatas. We can’t help it if all the celebrities out there are skanks.

Celebrities make lots of money by making commercials outside the United States. They also make themselves look like idiots. Tumor!

Nothing makes your hands clean like a little love juice from the Knight Rider himself!

Just because you stare longingly at a pair of ripe, voluptuous boobs in need of love and attention, that makes you a little pervert!?!

Send your friends and family a New Years Eve e-card that doubles as a warning not to get drunk and knocked up in the New Year.

People make bad decisions. Even Mike Ditka.

Rummy really knows how to make those reporters pay attention to him. Gayness!

This guy had a chance to talk to his wrestling heroes and he ends up crying like a little baby.

Are baseball players all juiced up on steroids? They and their small testicles are denying it, but we’ve got photographs.

We hear that snorting ashes makes you hallucinate.

This week the world got a glimpse of Jennifer Aniston’s boobies, winter storms made everyone stay indoors and talk to their families, and Mel Gibson does the Holocaust.

Watch Kanye West make an argument for why he should win a Grammy Award. This guy is a total douche bag.

This commercial makes a great argument for population control.

Do you ever get Santa or Grandpas mixed up? We do, and that’s why we decided to kill Santa. Kidding!

Women who dress like Santa make us act like naughty, naughty boys.