Madonna's Arms Achieve Bionic Status

Madonna's Arms Achieve Bionic Status

Somebody please warn Madonna that veins eventually explode after taking too many steroids. And her penis will shrink.

 

Madonna Gives Birth To Guitar

Madonna Gives Birth To Guitar

And the baby's first words are going to be "Wha Whaaaa!" Hey oh!

 

Madonna Has Sexy Arms

Madonna Has Sexy Arms

Nothing turns us on more than man hands and alien face.

 

A-Rod, Lenny Kravitz & Madonna

A-Rod, Lenny Kravitz & Madonna

Watch what happens when A-Rod calls Lenny Kravitz, who then puts Madonna on the phone. Hint: Sexy Hell breaks loose.

 

Unibrow Monster

Unibrow Monster

Madonna has an UGLY daughter. Don't care how young she is, kabbalah needs to teach the wonders of a tweezer and lip bleach.

 

Madonna's Purple Penetrator

Madonna's Purple Penetrator

Leaving her Hotel room this week, Madonna was spotted walking out with a Sex Toy. Now we know Guy Ritchie can satisfy neither his wife or film critics.

 

Madonna's Nip Slip

Madonna's Nip Slip

Madonna spent the day at the beach frolicking in the waves and giving the paparazzi a free show. Nothing better than aged leather.

 

Madonna Gets Arrested

Madonna Gets Arrested

Madonna and hubby Guy Richie like to play dress-up to keep their sex life fresh.

 

Madonna Wants Penelope Cruz Drunk

Madonna Wants Penelope Cruz Drunk

Seriously, what followed next makes Madonna's "SEX" book look like a children's story. Hot.

 

Sienna Miller Sans Pants

Sienna Miller Sans Pants

I don't know if she's copying Madonna or just forgot her pants. Either way, I think she's crazy.

 

Oops I Had A Baby Again

Oops I Had A Baby Again

Britney blasts out her second baby, The Pope blasts Islam and Madonna blasts off. Philip Norris knows it all – because he’s not a stupid woman.

 

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