I made this image and instantly felt better.

Matthew McConaughey is an actor who gets paid to make out with bikini babes on the beach.

She's like a 13-year-old girl who cuts out words and pictures from tampon ads in women's magazines to express her emotions. God she's stupid.

For some god-awful reason, someone had the idea to promote Amy Winehouse by wrapping a couple port-a-potties with her likeness. The obvious connections have been made.

For oh so many reason, we love the world's greatest funny-lady. But reason #1 right now: she makes us jealous of this gorilla suit.

"THE HACK13ST PLAC3 0N 3ARTH" could have actually been made a little more h4x0r-y. Just sayin'.

Limbeck are a band from the Los Angeles area, or to be more specific Orange County. They play a brand of classic California rock the way it used to be done back in the 70s. I have had a chance to see the band live a couple of times and their new self-titled record is one of my favorites of 2007. It’s the kinda music that makes you want to have a BBQ!

You're making Amy Winehouse and Shane McGowan jealous!

At a mere 49 Melanie Griffith is sagging in all the wrong places (because there are *right* places to sag) and her knees aren't making her look any younger.

Paris Hilton constantly inspires art. That's why someone made a wax rendition of her in the middle of a suicide attempt. That won't get you out of prison, Paris!!

Leave it to Jessica Simpson to make cleavage look sultry yet painful at the same time. I can't take my eyes off her boobs, which is good, 'cause I'm deathly afraid of her orange freak-face.

Mr. T is shilling for Snickers... and he just might have made the best commercial EVER!

Isn't that adorable? Yeah we love doggies too.

Seriously, we get it, you've got some amazing new bra that you're trying to create a buzz around. Super. Now make yourself useful and become Volvo airbags.

It’s not all that often that a band does a live cover that makes you want to find out more about the original artist, but I have a feeling this version of “Blue It Is” originally recorded by the late Billy MacKenzie might have that effect on a lot of you. This performance is one of my favorite moments from the Live at LG sessions. Good stuff!

…And apparently makes a career move out of it! He's got a reality show with them

Mesmerizingly cute. Makes my dancing look pathetic.

Made especially for three-legged men.

They say having friends that are fatter than you makes you look skinnier. What exactly is Kate Moss's reason?

Movie game time! Just match the pictures to make movie titles and you win a million dollars! (Just kidding about the million dollars!)