Barry Bonds passed Hank Aaron last night. There is still no evidence that this should raise suspicion.

Paris went to a Playboy party last night dressed like Paris. Jail time can't keep a good slut down.

This is one of the weirdest music videos I've ever seen. S&M face torture set to fun, adorable pop by singer Sia. Enjoy with friends!

In this episode of Celebrity Slutsicles – sung to Grease’s "Summer Nights" – Lindsay Lohan is in rehab and the rest of the Sluts come to get her out.

Gamers play all night!

This lunatic weirdo works the night shift at a piñata factory, and decided to have his way with one of the candy-filled effigies. Only problem was, there was a security camera on!

...Yr welkum, teenz!

The Grindhouse auteur got his shrimping on at a night club when some hot-footed hussy seduced his mouth with her toes. Goddamm I'm gonna hurl.

Happy Paris was greeted by the press and her family outside Lynwood Correction Facility at her releasal Monday night.

Paris Hilton gets escorted from Lynwood Monday night – a free woman!

What happens when Britney, Lindsay and Paris get together for a night on the town? Lasers shoot out of their noonies.

Sarah Silverman gave the Hilton heiress a good grilling last night at the MTV Movie Awards... Paris was hardly spared, and her face totally shows it! God, I want to hump you, Sarah!

These 18-year-olds (they call themselves Peer Pressure) are dancing to a Pretty Ricky song in response to a competition that the R&B group help. Peer Pressure is available for parties, ladies.

Britney was caught in a paparazzi mêlée on her way to the gym while she inexplicably sported a white towel wrapped on her face. Why in the world would she be wearing said towel in such a fashion? To pretend she's Santa Claus, that's why, Silly!

Exclusive Video! David Hasselhoff's kid films him eating on the floor while warning him about not drinking any more booze that night, lest he lose his job. That's one sad dad.

Britney Spears put on a secret show at the House of Blues San Diego last night, under the fake group name "The M&Ms." Apparently she lip-sync'd and gave a lap dance. But no one put money in her thong!

Lindsay Lohan was seen leaving Teddy's Tuesday night – with Steve-o in her back seat! Where's the afterparty, kiddies?

Britney shaved her head Friday night! Is she going off the deep end?

Britney switched outfits with a stripper one night at the club! She liked the dancer's bikini so much, she wanted to wear it for herself!

Touch the Donald's daughter one too many times, and you'll get dragged off a late-night talk show.