Some people really don't put their pants on one leg at a time just like you however; they are also comfortable in their boxers around other guys.

In theaters now. Three kids hire a low-budget bodyguard to protect them from the playground bully.

Realistically this will provide a slightly more sanitary option than her old method of pissing her pants on stage.

What better way to court a lady than to scream "Look, I have no class."

This poor guy tattooed his wife and kids on his back only to find out she was cheating on him with a younger man. Maybe you can cover with face up with a kick ass rose!

In what can only be described as a Photoshop miracle, the staff at Steppin Out made Griffin look… well sexy. We are assuming a super computer, unavailable to the general public, was used to manage the massive amount of digital paint needed to accomplish this feat!

If your hair is shiny and yellowish, and you have a low ACT score, you may be one of the millions of people affected by Blond.

Follow the greats like Axl Rose and Tommy Lee and get yourself in fighting shape with the Heavy Metal Diet. Side effects include alcoholism, herpes and heroin addiction.

Seriously, was kind of drunk jerk laughs when they're telling young people not to drink and drive? And who exactly was making this crappy-ass low-budget commercial??

Nice job, Kate, drop the booger sugar on your black jeans. Oh, wait... maybe you weren't blowing rails? What could you have been up to in that club??

Rose hooked up with Robert Rodriguez during filming of Grindhouse. Rodriguez had been married to his wife for 16 years, and has 5 children with her. Sucks to be you, lady!

Yep. We see 'em, Rose. This is getting boring.

Baby-daddy Larry Birkhead has a tattoo of Anna Nicole on his lower back, just in case we weren't sure which side of the trailer park he's from. (It's the trashy side.)

The Enquirer published ths photo of Anna Nicole's corpse, even though the picture wasn't real. How low will they go?

Rose McGowan showed up at a Oscars afterparty with some weird bandaid under her eye. Girl is looking rough!

Unfortunately for Rose, it looks like some crappy plastic surgery went afoul! She REALLY ain't got nothing on Dita Von Teese!

The "Brief Safe" can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling. These specially-designed briefs contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro® closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion. Even the most hardened burglar or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them — wouldn't you?

Here they are! All the remaining holiday references we couldn’t work into the last three Who’d You Rathers! All at prices so low we’re practically giving them away!

Judging by the lace on the pocket, I'd say these jeans split 'cause they're 25 frickin' years old.

Nintendo and RockStar Games join forces as Rocktendo to create a new line of games. I hear their stock prices rising!