This is the highest pinnacle of parenting possible. Any of you Nancy boys who "love" and "care" for your child are just a bunch of tools.

The thought of eating an entire black woman is something that only Kanye West could enjoy. Fatties however, love the idea that she is made of cake.

These poor women were kicked out of Disneyland after innocently expressing their love of Minnie Mouse… and titties. No harm no foul!

Sienna Miller is pissed about nudie pics leaking from the set of Hippie Hippie Shake. In fairness the boobs and "hippie garden" will be covered during a CGI drug trip.

Courtney Love needs to shave or get some Nads. Her face looks like that section of skin above a mans buttcrack.

This week Philip Norris talks OJ, Britney and all those other people you love to hate.

Celebrities love to stuff their butts in bikini bottoms. Can you guess who each mystery butt belongs to? Hosted by Mr. Thong Song himself – Sisqo!

Don't be too quick to assume the Juice has a friend in the nutjob at his lawyer's press conference yesterday. Jimmy Kimmel shows that he loves Paris and MJ too.

Alicia Silverstone hopes that she can hypnotize your meat loving brain into loving veggies by showing you her naked bum. We suddenly want more beef.

Courtney Love is currently preparing for a zombie death match with Kurt over how she has ruined Nirvana's legacy one paycheck at a time.

This is proof that Ray Romano's show was a lie. Everybody does not love you and will proclaim that proudly with a tramp stamp.

Everybody loves matching games! Especially if they involve boobs! Match these boobs together and win…boobs!

She's a one-eyed, one-horned, really fat celebrity who might eat you. There comes a time when you should no longer be in love with your body. That time is now, Beth.

The pure love, that exudes from Michael Stipe's eyes, screams "forever". Everybody hurts… but not anymore.

So this is what those orcs from Lord of The Rings do in their spare time. That’s a lot of love to take in. If you look close, you can see one of their "One Rings" Eww!

Ice T must have sex with plastic "love" dolls, because that is apparently his type. This is not even realistic, Photoshop much?

Can you find the one future gay man in this photo? We can! Hint, he is the only one not looking at the sweat meats!

Do you kind of hate Dave Matthews? Do you kind of love the Wii? Well then this musical number was made for you.

This new poster from the ACLU advocates equality for all people and all relationships. Crazy liberals and their manatee fantasies!

"I love her so much, and I tend to wear my heart on my sleeve." Barf! Nothing says "Take me back." like a tattoo of your ex's titties. Classy man.