Lohan Found Panties at Rehab

Lohan Found Panties at Rehab

Lindsay's education at rehab didn't end with Drugs=Bad, she also went to the second level course Panties=Respectable(kind of).

 

Celebrity Russian Roulette

Celebrity Russian Roulette

It’s time to grab yourself a gun and play a game of Russian Roulette with your favorite celebrities: Lindsay Lohan, Tara Reid and the Governator.

 

Britney Spears Has ADD

Britney Spears Has ADD

This week Britney has ADD, Lindsay Lohan's dad has a noonie, and the writers strike...gold!

 

LesBot 2007

LesBot 2007

Why is Lohan dressed like a civilian from some Orwellian novel? Those silver shorts are mighty dykish looking. Shame, you know better.

 

Michael Lohan's Reality Project

Michael Lohan's Reality Project

There's nothing that will get writers back to work quicker than the threat this possible "TV show" poses to the American psyche.

 

Lohan a Playboy Bunny?

Lohan a Playboy Bunny?

Rumor has it newly sober Lindsay Lohan may take a part in Bret Ratner's Hugh Hefner biopic as a playboy bunny. At least she didn't lose the slut in rehab!

 

White Oprah Shrunk

White Oprah Shrunk

Someone left Dina Lohan in the dryer too long and she done shrunked. 3 feet or not, she still plans on furiously ruining her daughters life.

 

Too Much Booty in the Trunk!

Too Much Booty in the Trunk!

Lindsay Lohan has either been working out in rehab, or hiding coke in her trunk. Skinny drug addict white girls don’t have butts like this. We smell trouble!

 

Lohan and Tyra's Big Song

Lohan and Tyra's Big Song

In an alternate universe there is no world hunger and Lohan and Tyra Banks did not become cracked out whores. Enjoy this clip from when the dream was still alive.

 

Lohan Rides Her Breastcycle

Lohan Rides Her Breastcycle

For Lindsay Lohan, rehab is a tradition like Thanksgiving dinner with the family . Part of the tradition is going for a bike ride and reminding everyone she has big boobs.

 

Talkdown: Lindsay Lohan

Talkdown: Lindsay Lohan

This week Lou Berk sit down with Lindsay Lohan to discuss her recent arrest! An LG Exclusive!

 

Gossip for Kids: Lindsay Hearts Drugs!

Gossip for Kids: Lindsay Hearts Drugs!

Teaching kids eight and under about the magic and fun of Lindsay Lohan’s latest coke-fuelled party antics!

 

DUI AGAIN!!

DUI AGAIN!!

This morning a little after 2 AM, Lindsay Lohan was arrested on suspicion of DUI. She blew a .12 percent, and was later charged with possession of cocaine. Excellent work, Lindsay. Excellent.

 

Celebrity Slutsicles: Lindsay Lohan's Rehab Song

Celebrity Slutsicles: Lindsay Lohan's Rehab Song

In this episode of Celebrity Slutsicles – sung to Grease’s "Summer Nights" – Lindsay Lohan is in rehab and the rest of the Sluts come to get her out.

 

LiLo's Vegas Party Got Movie Canned

LiLo's Vegas Party Got Movie Canned

When Lindsay Lohan partied at PURE this past weekend, backers for her upcoming movie with Shirley Mclaine decided she was too volatile, and pulled the plug on the film.

 

Happy Birthday, Lindsay!

Happy Birthday, Lindsay!

It's July 2nd, 2007, and Lindsay Lohan has finally turned 21!

 
 

Lindsay Lohan in Her Dressing Room

Lindsay Lohan in Her Dressing Room

For some reason I don't think this is part of her normal dressing routine. Or maybe it is!

 

Lindsay Lohan & Vanessa Minnillo Play with Knives

Lindsay Lohan & Vanessa Minnillo Play with Knives

Lindsay and similarly-out-of-it party buddy Vanessa Minnillo are playing bad with knives. Dangerously sexy!

 

Lindsay Bites a Knife

Lindsay Bites a Knife

Pictures are now surfacing of Lindsay Lohan playing with knives with Vanessa Minnillo! Dangerously sexy!

 

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