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Will Ferrell Sells Beer

Will Ferrell Sells Beer

Will Ferrell's new movie answers the age-old question, would you watch a movie about Ron Burgundy playing minor league basketball? What if we got you drunk first?

 

In Bruges Trailer

In Bruges Trailer

In theaters 3-7-08. Holed up in Bruges, Belgium after a difficult job, two hit men (Farrell and Gleeson) begin to differ on their views of life and death as they become used to local customs.

 

Control Trailer

Control Trailer

In theaters 10-19-07. A profile of Ian Curtis, the enigmatic singer of Joy Division whose personal, professional, and romantic troubles led him to commit suicide at the age of 23.

 

Sissy Boy Clooney

Sissy Boy Clooney

George Clooney was caught in a compromising pose as he left a local hotel. Someone's tutu is showing.

 

Sleuth Trailer

Sleuth Trailer

In theaters 10-12-07. On his sprawling country estate, an aging writer, Michael Caine, matches wits with the struggling actor, Jude Law, who has stolen his wife's heart.

 

Then And Now

Then And Now

In 1988 a 1gb storage device weight 45 lbs, but in this day and age you can shove it up your hoo-ha to avoid customs.

 

Crybaby Crocker

Crybaby Crocker

Chris Crocker is going to rape the hell out of his 15 minutes of fame. It takes a lot of public affection to be commemorated in paint!

 

Diane Keaton Is Odd

Diane Keaton Is Odd

Why is she wearing this!? Could Woody Allen possibly age more gracefully than Annie Hall herself?

 

Looking Hot at Age 43!

Looking Hot at Age 43!

Elle Macpherson looks amazing for someone in her 40's. But seriously… we all know you can't surf, you little liar!

 

Local News Re-enacts Senator's Gay Encounter

Local News Re-enacts Senator's Gay Encounter

Nothing beats asking the weatherman, in his sandals, to help act out sex solicitation before Law & Order can beat you to the punch. Everybody pile on Senator Craig!

 

Jenna Jameson Was Eaten Alive

Jenna Jameson Was Eaten Alive

Jenna and her Ogre of a boyfriend where caught making out at a local nightclub. Or he was eating her whole, who knows.

 

Target Slide

Target Slide

If your local Target has two floors you may want to try this...

 

Watch For Falling Butts

Watch For Falling Butts

This kid went into his local Wal-Mart and would not stop rapping Baby Got Back over the intercom until they kicked him out. Way to go Jonah Hill look-a-like.

 

I'll be there for you…

I'll be there for you…

Jennifer Aniton broke away from her evil captor, Courtney Cox, and spent the day on the beach. Not bad for someone her age.

 

A Ballsy Opinion of TV News

A Ballsy Opinion of TV News

This guy is accused of beating up his 79 year old mother. However, his opinions on the local news are making him a hero on the internet.

 

Bruce Willis Peeps Some Boob

Bruce Willis Peeps Some Boob

Bruce Willis spent the weekend enjoying the view. Bruce is more than double his new girlfriends age, one thought… saggy balls.

 

Celebrities: Once Hot, Now Not

Celebrities: Once Hot, Now Not

Here's a gallery of how celebrities have aged over the years. One thing's certain: Death always wins!

 

Melanie Griffith

Melanie Griffith

Melanie Griffith has aged to perfection. In this case perfection embodies the look of a leather handbag. Hopefully its Prada, we love Prada.

 

Grace Slick

Grace Slick

Grace Slick has aged dramatically in the last few years. Oddly enough she looks like Draco Malfoy from the Harry Potter series. Liverus Spoterus!

 

Goldie Hawn

Goldie Hawn

Congrats to Goldie Hawn who hasn’t aged much in the last few years. However, just to be fair, she looked like s**t beforehand. Can’t get much worse than the walking dead.