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Awesome Website Alert: Pale Is The New Tan

By: LG Staff
November 20 2009, 12:27 PM

 

PailIsTheNewTan.com will change your life forever. Or at least until you vomit all over your computer screen. Since when to people spreak Marmalade on their skin? Delicious!

 

 
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Even People At The LG Office Are Excited for Twilight

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 20 2009, 7:13 AM

One of the artists here (Heri!) really loves Twilight, but he likes to pretend he's so above it and makes fun of those (me) who show just an ounce of interest in the movie. Whatever. BELLA 4 EVAH!

 
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Adorable Internet Starlet's Adorable Fail

By: LG Staff
November 19 2009, 3:07 PM

 

You know God's just getting back at the world for all the horrible webshows on the internet. Instead of just picking us off one by one and sending us to heavan or hell, he's just tossing us about like ragdolls. JUST TAKE US ALREADY, GOD!!! STOP EMBARASSING US!

 

 
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Announcing The LG Store

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 19 2009, 7:43 AM

 

 

 

For some reason a box of Sprinkles Cupcakes, Mrs. Fields Cookies, and some leftover Halloween cookies were sitting on an empty desk inside LG Headquarters. So was a bottle of the weightloss drug Zantrex (we have no idea how that got there...perhaps somebody is sending us a message? Collectively, the company only weights 50000 billion pounds so I don't what that message can be). Anyway, thought we'd open up an LG store to give some of this stuff away (except the Zantrex!). If you'd like any of these things please let us know. Or if you have any other questions or complaints. Our email talkback@liquidgeneration.com!

 

 
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Pole Dance Makes Wedding Awesome

By: LG Staff
November 18 2009, 1:24 PM

 

 

Most weddings are boring. Not this one. This one is sexy and drunk and awesome.

Update: Some people at LG are saying this is fake. Even if, it's a big fail on both accounts.

 
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From The Notebooks of Lady Gaga

By: Lady Gaga
November 17 2009, 7:11 AM

 

Helllllo my friends,

Lady Gaga here and I have something extremely important to share with you today...for God and the Gays, for the misfits and the miscreants....for the future and all that we hold true in this world and I just want to thank you, my fans, for being here with me right now. I feel truly blessed and I'm so happy that I get to share with you this moment on this little speck of space on the internet so that you and I can be closer and make this whole thing, this whole shining radiance of magnificient things real and One and at peace for the world. I truly, truly believe this. Be here with me.

I am opening up my sketchbooks here for the first time because I believe we can transcend all the hate in the world just by this tiny act, regardless of whether or not God and Gays get along, or whether or not you believe I have a penis, or whether or not everything that you hold true in this world is negated by everthing that was negated by all the Powers and Purpose from the last time you listened to one of my songs. I don't want to get long winded here, but I just want you to know I hear what you're saying and that I truly believe if we just keep making music and loook towards the future...not just of a future of fashion, but a fashion of future, than everything will be alright.

So without further ado, here are some costume ideas I'm working on for my Winter concert tour...

 

 

 

Do you have any costume ideas you'd like to share with me? Just send them too LadyGagaIsFashionable@gmail.com and I'll post them here soon!

God, Gays, and Trannys,

Lady Gaga

 

 

 
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It's Point A Gun At Something Adorable Friday!!

By: LG Staff
November 13 2009, 3:04 PM

 

Today it's Point A Gun At Something Adorable Friday, featuring puppies and kitties (or kittehs, for the annoying people who come here). Why do people want to put a gun to faces of their little furry friends? We can only speculate it has something to do with imbreeding. But we're not scientists, so how the hell would we know.

 

A young a-hole in training. (via hangglide)

 

Why do parents buy Crocs for their kids? And why doesn't this dog bite off that little brat's head? (via ChickClick)

 

Crazy eyes and rape face are usually the same thing. (via randy metcalf)

...more pics after the jump....

 

Dude kind of looks like Vince Vaugh's tardy brother. (via castermer)

 

"Deaadd kittteehhhhhh" (via sayzey)

 

At least the blood will look cool on the window. RIGHT, GUYS!?!?! (via misterentropy)

 

Point a gun at anything adorable lately? Be sure to send us a picture: talkbalk@liquidgeneration.com!

 

 

The decision to online date is not an easy one. You are quietly judged by your friends and family; the guy you get coffee from every morning looks at you with a sad face and sometimes -- only sometimes because dogs are fickle! - your dog just refuses to be around you anymore. Yet, everyone's doing it. Liquid Generation's Spanish Fly is here to teach you how to online date with successfull results, every time. Enjoy.

 

 
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Please Excuse All The Fail Around Here

By: LG News Bot 3000
November 12 2009, 10:43 AM

 

Launching a new site design is never easy, especially when the office doggy runs around the place trying to lick your toes and pee on your carpeting. It distracts you from doing the things that need to be done on a website, like making it work. But don't worry, we found a pretty cool veterinarian that's willing to put the dog to sleep on the cheap. Once that happens (soon, we hope!), we should have enough time to work out all the kinks on the website, and hopefully you won't run into any errors that are too embarassing.

if you see anything weird/annoying, or just want to say hello, you can email us at talkback@liquidgeneration.com.

In honor of us failing, here's a hot chick who totally can't seem to dance like Tom Cruise a la Risky Business.

 

 
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New Video: 10 Hilarious Family Guy Songs

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 12 2009, 9:04 AM

 

Oh, you've heard of Family Guy right? Well, you should really sing-a-long to these songs, especially while you're at work or in the middle of class. It will make everyone know that you're totally into hating on deaf people, because who isn't?

 
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Lady Gaga Looks Amazing

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 11 2009, 2:27 PM

 

If by "amazing" you mean "looks sort of like a bangable Doc Brown." Which you probably don't think at all because you're not as disgusting as us.

 

Beer Tapper Gone Wild!

Beer Tapper Gone Wild!

It’s time to put on your Drunk Face and play BEER TAP GONE WILD. You play as a bartender who has to serve beer to the drunken masses at a few Spring Break water holes. Do you have what it takes…TO SERVE BEER?

 

Lindsay Lohan: Before and After Meth

Lindsay Lohan: Before and After Meth

Just kidding. We don't know if Lohan does meth, she probably doesn't. But we certainly know she has a meth face, which is the WORST kind of face if you're going to have any face at all.

 

Scott Baio's Thing Breaks Off

Scott Baio's Thing Breaks Off

Well, that's what we've gathered from this sign at least.

 

George Clooney Is Up In This

George Clooney Is Up In This

It doesn't even make sense to hate Clooney these days because you will never topple his ability to score the greatest looking females on the planet. Just accept it and move on. We've been studying Buddhism, dudes. You can stare at Elisabetta Canalis forever if you want to. But for us, it's time to chillax. Later.

 

We Still Haven't Learned How To Play With Our Wii

We Still Haven't Learned How To Play With Our Wii

The Nintendo Wii has been out for how long now? Haven't we learned that if you're old and have a camera pointed at you, you should probably not being playing with the Wii? In these circumstances, you can never win.

 

Grape Lady Falls

Grape Lady Falls

Live news has brought both disturbing and hilarious images into our homes. But this may be the only time they bested Lucille Ball.

 

Scary Sexy

Scary Sexy

Halloween can be scary, but if you look at it in the right light it can also be scary sexy!

 

Britney's Bikini Body Eludes Us

Britney's Bikini Body Eludes Us

We look and look and look at this photo but we have NO idea whether or not she has gut. Are we blind? Or do we just expect our bikini guts these days to be as flat as flat can be? We're picking up a Victoria Secret catalog to find out.

 

10 Foreign Horror Classics

10 Foreign Horror Classics

There are too many to list, but here is a global look at ten of the scariest movies, released outside of the U.S., in recent years.

 

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