Trying to get laid? Well, then you might want to get some better pick-up lines than these guys.

There's something just a little weird when Mr. Belvedere is singing with little boys.

A nice little cat fight between two nobodies who are very jealous of each other. Our vote: Omarosa.

Presumably someone with little or no computer experience could probably make these photos go from suggestive to explicit.

50% less effective than just getting drunk.

Kids today have to stop mom from substituting an apple for fries but at least they don't get stuck with these lame toys!

Kanye West, the least self aware man alive.

Big Brother UK provides even more evidence that things are a little different across the pond.

The fact that you can even acquire a dress with Bambi's spewing blood all over the place is only slightly less disturbing than actually wearing it, rock on Lily!

David Archuleta, David Cook, and Sanjaya have a little chat on the phone. Hilarity ensues!

Before tying the knot, here is a little look into your future Gay People. You're welcome!

Almost forgot about you, how are you doing? Wearing sweatpants, smoking cigarettes, and showing a little bump, good to see you're staying the course.

Paris Hilton should be held at least partially responsible.

She's done damage with less, seems like a dangerous prop.

In less than 30 seconds they accomplish what Nicolas Cage was unable to do, be entertaining.

Elizabeth Hasselbeck wants to change the party's symbol from the elephant to My Little Pony.

It takes less than two days to go insane, it takes less than two minutes to take the stairs, choose wisely.

In theaters 4-18-08. Devastated Peter takes a Hawaii vacation in order to deal with recent break-up with his TV star girlfriend, Sarah. Little does he know Sarah's traveling to the same resort as her ex ... and she's bringing along her new boyfriend.

At least Hilary Clinton could look at Lewinski and say she was a fat tramp.

More than a little was lost in translation here.