Proof that you start and end life a little crazy.

Little do people know, there’s a little prince that cleans the earwax of US presidential candidates.

This woman married her husband in one of the famous Charmin public restrooms in New York and yes… that dress is made from toilet paper.

Because playing Guitar Hero was still a little too close to making actual music.

This little toy will have to substitute for Mommy Spears for a while, at least it will remind the kids why it is a good thing she's gone.

Get away you short little Oompa Loompa people. This is MY bench.

Adopted, we are assuming. Never the less sharing genetic intelligence. Look at those "slow" eyes.

A woman gave birth in a train toilet in China and the baby got lodged in the pipe. She later said " I just thought I had to poop"… China…

Damn right, you give those clothes to her. Make sure if she shirks her duties she'll have another "accident" from being so "clumsy".

Ashanti's sister is just as beautiful as her luscious self. Not bad for a woman with her own isle at the supermarket.

This is art at its finest. We are pretty sure that’s a real skull and all those little people are bones in the body. Who knew your stomach held so many Chinese workers?

Wow Christina, you look so flawless! What a natural beauty, unlike like those other woman who cake on their make up.

It's like Finding Nemo, but with death and sushi.

Hey, that little girl is getting swallowed up in Pikachu's hole.

In theaters 6-28-08. The “July 20 Plot” on Hitler’s life is one of the most heroic but least known episodes of World War Two. Severely wounded in combat, Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg returns from Africa to join the German Resistance and help create Operation Valkyrie, the complex plan that will allow a shadow government to replace Hitler’s once he is dead.

The little heifer will be seen in your Bell Grande meal tomorrow.

While the contractual mumbo jumbo and claims about "new media" get thrown about at least the writers of The Office can make the writer's strike funny.

Well at least it hasn't been used recently…

The thought of eating an entire black woman is something that only Kanye West could enjoy. Fatties however, love the idea that she is made of cake.

This fish, known as a Great Swallower, bite off a little more than it could chew. Then, in a moment of pure brilliance, his stomach split open and he died.