Score a little credit for Scientology and Will Smith as his film proclaimed "Giants lose to Patriots for second time this season 23 to 7." LRH lives!

Evangeline Lily used to do commercials for a phone-date hotline. It makes unemployed insomniac TV-addicts seem less... desperate. No, not really.

Or at least that is what the Associated Press is hoping, guys already wrote up her obituary.

Berries and Cream do weird things to a man.

Proof that you start and end life a little crazy.

Little do people know, there’s a little prince that cleans the earwax of US presidential candidates.

Because playing Guitar Hero was still a little too close to making actual music.

Remember those pictures of her unfavorable backside? Well it seems Jennifer Love Hewitt's two best friends had something to say about that on the red carpet last night.

This little toy will have to substitute for Mommy Spears for a while, at least it will remind the kids why it is a good thing she's gone.

Get away you short little Oompa Loompa people. This is MY bench.

2008 has officially started. Britney has been taken by police escort to the pshyciatric ward.

Adopted, we are assuming. Never the less sharing genetic intelligence. Look at those "slow" eyes.

It was funny at the time but he was later suspended for using performance enhancing bicycles.

This is art at its finest. We are pretty sure that’s a real skull and all those little people are bones in the body. Who knew your stomach held so many Chinese workers?

It's like Finding Nemo, but with death and sushi.

Hey, that little girl is getting swallowed up in Pikachu's hole.

Oh Paris, that stunning shade of "Recently gave a blow job" red really accents your smile… and the fact that you're an idiot.

In theaters 6-28-08. The “July 20 Plot” on Hitler’s life is one of the most heroic but least known episodes of World War Two. Severely wounded in combat, Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg returns from Africa to join the German Resistance and help create Operation Valkyrie, the complex plan that will allow a shadow government to replace Hitler’s once he is dead.

The little heifer will be seen in your Bell Grande meal tomorrow.

While the contractual mumbo jumbo and claims about "new media" get thrown about at least the writers of The Office can make the writer's strike funny.