Adopted, we are assuming. Never the less sharing genetic intelligence. Look at those "slow" eyes.

That thing could suck you up and you would never be seen again. Now you know what Rosie's adopted kids feel like.

Don’t worry kids, it's just your father. Pretend that you're scared though, it will really make land sharks day.

This is art at its finest. We are pretty sure that’s a real skull and all those little people are bones in the body. Who knew your stomach held so many Chinese workers?

In America, we have learned to have children without the need to raise them. This board game will further allow us to watch reality while leaving the kids busy!

It's like Finding Nemo, but with death and sushi.

Hey, that little girl is getting swallowed up in Pikachu's hole.

In theaters 6-28-08. The “July 20 Plot” on Hitler’s life is one of the most heroic but least known episodes of World War Two. Severely wounded in combat, Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg returns from Africa to join the German Resistance and help create Operation Valkyrie, the complex plan that will allow a shadow government to replace Hitler’s once he is dead.

The little heifer will be seen in your Bell Grande meal tomorrow.

While the contractual mumbo jumbo and claims about "new media" get thrown about at least the writers of The Office can make the writer's strike funny.

Well at least it hasn't been used recently…

This fish, known as a Great Swallower, bite off a little more than it could chew. Then, in a moment of pure brilliance, his stomach split open and he died.

This week Britney loses her kids, David Copperfield rapes somebody, and other important worldly events. Philip Norris has the latest!

This poor guy tattooed his wife and kids on his back only to find out she was cheating on him with a younger man. Maybe you can cover with face up with a kick ass rose!

Rumor has it newly sober Lindsay Lohan may take a part in Bret Ratner's Hugh Hefner biopic as a playboy bunny. At least she didn't lose the slut in rehab!

What this picture doesn't show is the after math of this little "experiment". Imagine hours of pulling splinters out of your peen.

Sure vomit makes anyone hideous and undesirable, but at the end of the day… at least she isn't that fat chick.

In theaters 2-18-08. Based on the Steven Gould novel, "Jumper" follows a young man from a broken home who discovers that he has the ability to teleport. In his quest for the man he believes is responsible for the death of his mother, the kid draws the attention of the National Security Agency and another youth with the same abilities.

There is nothing worse than a stinky ass child. Don't let your child's off putting body odor further offend your senses, wrap that little bastard in pine fresh scents.

The world got a little smaller and stranger this weekend as a World of Warcraft inspired Toyota commercial aired during college football games.