Firstly, it really seems like dash cams (constantly running camera's installed on your dash board facing out) are the jam in every country besides the USA. Just think of all the clarity (and hilarity) they would bring! Anyhoo, this is one bad mo' fo's reaction to being tailgated. It's possible he was going to do more until he saw the camera, but we'd like to think this brilliant move was the plan all along. Thank you sir, for standing up for the proverbial little guy, who is tailgated day in and day out, with no defense.

Some people have NO SHAME... There's nothing wrong with celebrating Brazil's famous Carnival with a little fornication. There's nothing wrong with doing IT under water, or even in public (in some cases), BUT so close, and in plain sight, of all those kiddies and grandpas/mas. Did they think they were being slick? Or did they just not give a rat's ass? ...We're going with the latter.

Yes these researchers at New Castle University are paid to blow up old subway cars and then study the explosions. Of course there is then the little matter of using their big brains and fancy degrees, no doubt,, to alter the explosion. Minor detail, nothing a little resume fudging won't take care of.

The gun jammed! The gun jammed! Twice! How lucky is this guy? The sh*t kicking of the assailant once he's down at the end is a little intense, we're glad someone put a stop to it. Watch for the old man with the umbrella, he's the real hero.

And for your daily dose of cuteness.... More evidence that dogs are basically furry humans.

This old doll commercial looks more like a trailer for a horror movie! Is this supposed to entice little girls or send them to the looney bin? Regardless, whoever edited this clip is one twisted soul...

Middle-aged man at football game succumbs to peer pressure (apparently one never grows out of it) and dunks his head in a 5 gallon bucket o' piss for $450 ($50 a head). A little gross but perhaps a kinda good deal too no (depending where you stand on the whole how-gross-is-being-soaked-in-other-peoples-pee spectrum)? Not quite. Because all the men involved are members of the Ohio police department, some "concerned citizens" apparently saw fit to get the local news involved. The dunker received 2 days suspension, and will have to complete an alcohol evaluation, while the onlookers received official reprimands. Ain't that a pisser!

By now you may have heard of the young man and woman who auctioned off their virginity for some weirdo documentary. The woman's raked in $780,000 from some Japanese perv while the poor dude's only brought in a measly $3,000. Here's the vid advertising the "goods". Couldn't they have done a little more to up the guy's sexy there? Golf and baggy karate clothes? Maybe that's what does it for some people... (but not the super rich and eager ones apparently)

OK, ok , we had to include one more cuz it's just too good not to: the dance, the gratuitous pelvic thrust close ups, the eerie little girl chanting voice... We're just waiting for some feminist punk band to sample it.

Man we knew they were into some weird things in the 1960s but didn't know the extent to which they subjected innocent little kids to it too! "Voodoo witch doctor" ? " Amount of Humanity"? Or the best one, "soouul knob"?!!! We thought we were just talking about little baby dolls here. And for Christ's sake, who the hell is sobbing at the end???

As you'll see in this clip, one should NEVER mess with a kid's candy. It's universal, lil hearts will sink and heads will explode! Some of them just straight up collapse under the weight of such devastation. Jimmy Kimmel better watch out, we hear little kid karma is twofold.

Granted this kid does look super creepy, but have a little tact! Possessed demon children have feelings too.

Life and art (and strangers' lips) literally intersect in this wacky installation art piece by Canadian-Ukranian artist Taras Polataiko. There's a reason fairy tales are the stuff of fairies, and tales. Real life is a little too messy with prenups, divorces, and the strong suggestion that one, at the very least, lay eyes on ( in the women's case) the person with whom you are about to legally bind your life.

All you women out there (and men probably), don't act like you haven't had this thought before. "If only i could move a little from here to there... Take some of mine, gimme some of yours..."

So true! The things we do to make day-to-day life a little more interesting. It's funny to see all these games acted out and collected in one place. On second thought, it's kinda like an invasion of our inner thoughts... What games do you play? (If you wanna keep them to yourself that's okay too.)

An updated version of an old classic, but it still makes us giggle. A little reminiscent of Slum Dog Millionaire. If we were just swindled out of a million bucks, we would not be as calm as that guy.

By now we've all seen the video of the German Olympic diver's spectacular back flop, but I don't think this little girl got the memo; that is what you're NOT supposed to do. Geez louise, maybe the Olympics isn't safe for kids to watch...

Kids say the darndest things. I'm pretty sure this little boy wants to go to the house where all the bitches live to say hello. Once he finds where the party is I'm pretty sure he wants to get the hose...

If you didn't know now you do, this really happens... kinda often. You think they're coming up for a little kiss on the cheek but those randy dolphins have something else on their minds. Swimmers beware! We humans don't [always] take it lying down however, get a load of the last guy...

All it takes is one little fly for this news anchor to lose all his [studied?] composure... Tell us how you really feel about rural Augusta Georgia...