Mesmerizing.... Now find something useful for that talent, son.

Britney Spears' website is giving fans the chance to name her upcoming album, in exchange for insight into her sick, retarded sense of humor.

She's one step ahead, dressed ready for the Honeymoon!

Rumor has it that she has a deal with a paparazzi company, and she's doing this sh!t for ca$h. Figures.

You will be mesmerized by Tongue-Girl Freak! Brought to you by IraqTube (for some reason).

Reeses has a new flavor of peanut butter cups – peanut butter and banana creme. Perfect for monkeys and Elvis impersonators alike!

Carmen just loves getting down to her skivvies for her fans!

Weed Kitty has something for you!

The video for Hard Place's song 'Get Your Hopes Up' is so weird... it's like 'Hungry Like the Wolf' meets Robot Chicken.

Jessica Alba is known for her beautiful beach bum, but did you know her nickname is Sandy Bottoms? True story.

The promotions for the Transformers movie have gotten really way too DIY.

NSFW?? For all you far-reaching pervs and Petra Nemcova fans, here's a shot of her *almost* showing her nipple. Seriously, I've gotten more action off a JC Penney's underwear catalog.

What happens when Britney, Lindsay and Paris get together for a night on the town? Lasers shoot out of their noonies.

Sisquo has pulled himself out of the gutter for another round LG’s Celebrity Thong Quiz. Try and guess who’s butt crack is rocking that thong!

Hello and welcome to whose boobs, the only on-line game that will let you kill a person in return for boobs.

Mando Diao have been a favorite here at LG for some time now. We actually had a bunch of people from the office head out to the Troubadour to see them live last month. Needless to say we were all pretty psyched when the band stopped by for a session, and they didn’t disappoint. Here’s the first of three songs they played from their new record Ode to Ochrasy.

There's a sinkhole in Mexico, and it's in Britney's ass. Too bad it couldn't suck up any of her cellulite (or crappy weave, for that matter).

To get publicity for his new movie, Optimus Prime released a sex tape. Host Lou Berk has the dirt.

Perhaps representing the height of celebrity mugshots, Paris proves she's always herself by posing her ass off for the cops. Nice.

Happy birthday, Hot Stuff! This stud's got a big ol' pile of frosting *just* for you!