Just kidding. We don't know if Lohan does meth, she probably doesn't. But we certainly know she has a meth face, which is the WORST kind of face if you're going to have any face at all.

Okay, we like Lindsay Lohan again. SUE US.

Check out Lindsay Lohan's bedroom. Just use your mouse to click around and snoop through her lesbian, alcoholic, drug infested room!

Never was there such a beauty in all the land. Lindsay Lohan, apple of our stinkeye.

Here's a commercial for Lindsay Lohan's My Buddy Lesbian Playset. It comes with a real-looking Samantha Ronson doll and a place to hold your cocaine!

And her "precious" is a nice heaping pile of cocaine.

Here's Lindsay Lohan on the set of her new movie Machete. How she's working again we have no idea. All we know is that she sucks at using spray tan.

We kid about Lohan all the time, but never about her sideboob. We always welcome it.

BREAKING NEWS: Lindsay Lohan is going to give birth to a bag of cocaine!

Lindsay Lohan almost looks like a little boy. EAT A SANDWICH, GIRL!

Is Lindsay Lohan attractive anymore? It looks like the skin is melting off her body and she has the ass of an old man. And what's with her Calvin impression? It's just kinda gross.

Paris Hilton, Amy Winehouse, Lindsay Lohan and the other celebrities stupid enough to be filmed taking drugs.

See how Lindsay Lohan's mom and little sister react when she brings home her lesbian lover, Samantha Ronson.

Check out the new Lindsay Lohan Garbage Fail Kid. Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog! Come back for more week after week!

Lindsay Lohan's getting skinnier, yet bigger. How does that happen?

Lindsay Lohan snorted all her cocaine yesterday and she needs your help to make her lose weight.

Philip Norris discusses what kind of lesbian Lindsay Lohan will be.

Join Lindsay as she sings about her disastrous attempt at drying out, to the tune of a beloved Christmas classic.

Woops, at least we thought that was a dude with Lindsay. It's just Samantha! Sorry, folks!

Why are people obsessed with Lindsay Lohan’s boobs? Because they’re delicious.