From two years ago, but still funny today. Lindsay lost her wallet with her license and a credit card while in New York, and some lucky "fans" found it!

Lindsay's mom Dina speaks to The Insider about her crazy partying daughter. Too bad Dina's the worst blood-sucking stage mom ever.

Like mother, like daughter…. Note Lindsay's coke stash!

On Wednesday, January 17th, 2007, Lindsay Dee Lohan entered Wonderland Rehab Center. No word yet on any plans for liver replacement surgery.

The girl has a serious case of pancake ass. I mean, look at the way her mudflaps droop! Gross!

Sometimes even LiLo likes to hang out in just her undies at the Château Marmont.

Friends of Britney Spears have confirmed the ongoing rumor that the actress cuts herself. Apparently she was seen grinding a butter knife against her wrist as she spoke of the stresses and pressure of her life.

Think you're tough? Your pansy-ass can't handle this unicycle!

Paris, Lindsay and Britney are the "Three Disgraces" - like Greek mythology for the celebutard set.

Weirdly enough, later this night Lindsay went out clubbing with Paris! (Seriously.)

Does this spread reveal her sense of humor? Or just her sense of whore?

Lindsay Lohan channels Flashdance in this stupid leotard.

She may style Lindsay and Nicole, but the drapes she has for a face certainly need to be ironed out!

The 100-Calorie Fast-Food Diet!

Celebrity Ho-Bags are everywhere, and whether you’re a skanky ho-bag like Lindsay Lohan or a pregnant ho-bag like Britney Spears, everyone wants to be a celebrity ho-bag. Which one are you?

It’s time to scare the crap out of your friends again with an LG Sabotage! This one involves a cop, a crash, and the sounds of bloody murder.

Watch Lindsay Lohan do a screen test for "The Parent Trap" movie. Ah, when life was so simple and celebrities didn't do drugs.

Under a veil of extreme secrecy we’ve begun tapping the phones of famous celebrities to find out how they really act out of the public eye. Our first victims: Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn!

Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Jessica Simpson are not just a bunch of sluts – they’re a bunch of sluts on popsicle sticks! In this episode, watch them as they’re about to die in an elevator!

Philip Norris gives you the inside scoop on Lindsay, Paris and the fat sweaty guy no one likes!