Wow, soccer fans can actually kick some ass. However, soccer still sux balls.

You can't find Jesus if you don't find Lil' Markie first. (Hint: he shows up about a minute into this video, May The Mullet Be With You)

Wow guys, really glad you figured it out, society has truly been advanced by your technological achievements, the Nobel Prize is around the corner.

The show's designer tried to take a bow when a black hole created by fashion's vapidness swallowed her and others whole.

Wow, seriously. You couldn't act this dumb if you tried. This is real.

Marilyn Manson actually looks normal without all that makeup. Although, we doubt he would be selling many CD's, looking like a WoW nerd.

Wow Christina, you look so flawless! What a natural beauty, unlike like those other woman who cake on their make up.

Wow, we don't want to be mean or anything, but this fat ass really needs to lose some weight.

Wow, we don't know about you guys, but a storm of hungry is brewing over here!

Oh wow, this has got to be pretty uncomfortable. Of all the times to be dressing like a whore… bad timing.

Wow, it looks like a huge swollen pair of lips with lipstick only on the upper lip. Of course you have to blur your vision to see it, but how else are you expected to look at a fat person?

The world got a little smaller and stranger this weekend as a World of Warcraft inspired Toyota commercial aired during college football games.

Wow you guys, only in our wildest dreams could we afford such a nice dress and beautiful hair extensions. Having such a dress allows for quick toilet use, sans the hassle of cleanup.

Wow, Amy Whinehouse was an UGLY kid, talk about Ugly Betty. Forget rehab, they should have sent you to Planned Parenthood, 8 years earlier.

Wow, nothing says sexy like a surgary brown tan and thigh muscles so strong, she could crack your head open. Snap into a slim Jim!

Daniel Radcliffe's recent photoshoot as a leather daddy left Emma Watson's mouth agape! Wow, Harry Potter gets pornier day by day!

Wow. These cops really aren't fighting stereotypes, are they?

Don't be distracted by his large, phallic guitar. There's a REAL "lil' Prince" he wants you to check out.

Wow, an Olsen goes out shopping in her bra! Too bad we're not seeing anything. At all.

Wow she's ugly. Hahahaha.