This poor girl can't stop sneezing. Luckily the internet is here to make light of the horrible situation.

Halloween can be scary, but if you look at it in the right light it can also be scary sexy!

We're not going to lie: this totally made us want to run to the bathroom, turn off the lights and hope to God nobody hears us.

It’s the year 3047 and a crazy space ship is flying through deep space at the speed of light. If that doesn’t tell you how much this game’s gonna rock intergalactic ass, nothing will.

Yes, she's one of our favorites. And yes, we don't know who that dude is standing next to her but we want to punch him in the face and steal Sophia away.

Turn the lights off, pour yourself a glass of blood, and see if these photos are from a sex or murder scene.

Try to get to the finish line without being spotted by the spot lights.

These Hanukkah hotties can light your fire and menorah! Get naked and play Spin the Dradle!

Katie Holmes is simply excited because Tom Cruise isn't by her side.

If anything sums up Bud Light drinkers it would be the fact they'd rather breathe fire than date a model, win the lottery, or create world peace.

How many Candians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Pretty sure the "Oh well I'm just a ditzy blonde" excuse doesn't apply to smoking meth out of a light bulb but it's worth a shot!

Most of the middle east is hot, dull and colorless. What makes you think a terrorist would suddenly jump ship and start decorating things with pretty lights?

There's nothing that says praise Satan quite like "synchronized light display".

Lighting farts is so hot! Why can't all girls be like this. No, no wait - on second though, we don't want this.

Is Marie Osmond "dancing with an eating disorder" again? Or did all of the bright lights and Tom Bergeron's voice finally become too nauseating?

An entire lighting rig almost falls on Hillary Clinton and the most she can say is "Jesus, Mary and Joseph"?? Even Bush knows how to curse!

Dippy car blatantly runs a red light, then can't even successfully swerve out of the way of an oncoming scooter. WARNING: this video is SHOCKING, GRUESOME, and you won't be able to look away.

This is not a lazer light show, its witchcraft, I say! Keep your glowning coat hangers from him, before he eats your babies!