See Ashlee Simpson act like a drunken retard. Sadly, she doesn’t do a hoedown in this video.

Here is proof that Jessica Simpson has some of the bounciest boobs in Hollywood.

This is why Nick Lachey kicked Jessica Simpson to the curb. It's better to cut your losses when you're ahead. Or a dick.

The O.C is Chino-riffic and filled with witty dialogue, rich girls in skimpy bikinis, and plenty of good indie music. See what O.C character you are in this here quiz.

Spin the reel, pick a letter and try to solve the puzzle. This edition features characters with ugly faces and awesome bodies.

Spin the reel, pick a letter and try to solve the puzzle. This edition features story lines where a character is pregnant, or is just so fat they look like they’re pregnant.

Horror movie characters are known for their ugly faces and beheading abilities. Which one are you?

Spin the reel, pick a letter and try to solve the puzzle. This edition features characters that are wearing sexy beach clothes.

Spin the reel, pick a letter and try to solve the puzzle. This edition features characters who change their appearance to get the girl.

See the Olsen Twins, Ashlee Simpson, Martha Stewart and other celebrities get their shot at being the next American Idol.

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

Do you play Halo2? Find out which character you are when you take this quiz.

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

Ashlee Simpson's motto: "When you can't sing, hoe dance."

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.

Buy your tickets, get your candy, turn off your cellphones and stuff your face full of popping corn. It’s time to play the Movie Poster Game!

Are you Mario, Zelda, Master Chief, or Lara Croft? How about Samus from Metroid or Tommy Vercetti from Grand Theft Auto? Take the quiz to find out.

Football movies are known for their inspirational moments. But do all of their characters sound the same?

This week’s quiz is about movies involving short actors or characters. And it’s about short people. Aren’t short people funny?

If you don’t know how adorably stupid Jessica is, then you might want to check this out.