Jessica Alba was apparently freezing on the set of her new Movie, "The Eye". Jessica plays a blind girl who doesn’t believe in bras.

Spider Lamb is currently away right now, but if you leave a message he will rush to your resuce when he has the time. SPIDER LAMB!

Mickey's eye's are slowly being shut by his plastic surgeon. It's for the best as his career quickly fades away.

According to sources on the set of her latest music video, Britney Spears was so emotionally distressed that she demanded all the extras leave the stage while she attempted to pole dance. Let us pray that poor pole was heavily disinfected… scratch that - just burn it.

...Gotta scratch it... THERE! Got it!

Some amazing CGI work mapped over some real live footage. Imagine a world where plants had eyes.

Tara's got the most cock-eyed boobs I've ever seen. Therefore I must gouge out my eyes to see no more.

Daniel Radcliffe's recent photoshoot as a leather daddy left Emma Watson's mouth agape! Wow, Harry Potter gets pornier day by day!

Sisley's new controversial ad campaign features skinny models with their eyes rolled back, snorting "lines" off a white dress. Apparently spelling "fashion" like "heroin" is also chic, now.

You might have to close your eyes, lest the EXPLODE from the CUTENESS!

Bette Davis' portrait painted with nothing but mascara and the song "Bette Davis Eyes" as an inspiration.

Happy Paris was greeted by the press and her family outside Lynwood Correction Facility at her releasal Monday night.

What happens when you leave for the weekend and your friends happen to have 60 phone books laying around? Why THIS VIDEO, of course!

Lindsay finally realized that the paparazzo photographing her wasn't just a pervy tourist getting bikini babe shots. With that cowboy hat, though, she's perfectly incognito.

Hard Gay is not the kind of guy you'd leave alone with your kids. So let's watch him try to make a little boy enjoy some food!

Dope perspective! *Rubs eyes*

If you squint your eyes just right, he looks just like my grampa. Hi Grampa!!!

Check out this color blindness test – you won't believe your eyes!

Sarah Michelle Gellar (or SMG as I call her) was caught on camera with the reddest eyes this side of Jamaica. She was hanging out with Mischa Barton, mayhaps?

The Ben Stiller Show easily predicted the extreme direction the over-the-top comedically action-packed "Die Hard" series might take if left to keep sequel-ing itself. Here's an oldie but a goodie.