Hundreds of average bands with ugly lead singers could be heard collectively saying, "why didn't we think of that?”

In theaters 1-25-08. Sylvester Stallone directs the fourth film in the Rambo series. In Thailand, John Rambo assembles a group of mercenaries and leads them up the Salween River to a Burmese village where a group of Christian aid workers allegedly went missing.

In theaters 10-19-07. A profile of Ian Curtis, the enigmatic singer of Joy Division whose personal, professional, and romantic troubles led him to commit suicide at the age of 23.

That little Zac Efron chick was caught taking nude pictures of herself. No wait, this is the other female lead. Ah who cares, free boobs!

This rare breed of dog has two mutant genes that lead to freakishly large muscle development. This may or may not foreshadow the downfall of humankind.

A fire in a UK fireworks factory leads to – what else? – a massive explosion!!

What would these leading ladies look like bald? We'll show you!

We liked Mezzanine Owls so much that we had to put up two of their songs this week. How awesome is that distorted keyboard lead that snake sin and out of the performance. We here at LG like keyboards. They are like magic.

The Boston police thought these Mooninite LED signs were bombs. Obviously the "middle finger" of the character was mean to be a gesture of malice.

Borat sure knows how to make an entrance! Plus he's respectful to women.

The Mexican immigrants of the world aren’t being heard loud enough and Philip Norris has some ideas on who might lead them. Hint: one of them isn’t your mom.

The year is 2040 and most of New York has been over run by a smelly gang of trailer trash bandits led by Kevin Federline. Only one man can stop him. His friends call him – TRUMPBOT!

Monkey is LiquidGeneration’s leading Kung Fu master. Watch him kick! Watch him fart! Watch him be sexy and kick and fart!