Mrs. Claus sings about how the bad economy is going to ruin Christmas. Santa's house was foreclosed!

Hear George W. Bush rap about his victory in his own Beastie Boys-esque way.

Celebrate Halloween by burning down your house.

The only kind of kitty that would survive in Reverend Run's house.

Many find it ironic to enjoy Bob Saget, and his post-Full House vulgar humor, but Mr. Belding is the true 90s hero.

There was what, one week to enjoy the new ginormous mommy boobs? Now they look like they are housing a Quato.

Yes it's early in 2008 but how could anyone do it better than this dude and his "famous" sunglasses?

In theaters 2-8-08. When hundreds of videotapes showing torture, murder and dismemberment are found in an abandoned house, they reveal a serial killer's decade-long reign of terror and become the most disturbing collection of evidence homicide detectives have ever seen.

After attending a Kennedy Center gala, the White House realized someone had stolen several yards of curtains from the Oval Office.

Stupid mother nature, always screwing things up. Lets just build the house AROUND the dumb tree and that'll show them whose boss!

This English cat waits every morning for his owner to pick him up nearly a mile from the house. No one knows where he goes or why, but every morning he is waiting at the exact same place at 8 am.

Ms. Olsen #1 looks better here than she does during any other given day. The undead look works for you, live it.

Sexy rails outside of a prostitutes house, or Dr Ruth's office? You are not even reading this are you? Pervert.

"I hate our house kids, lets move out of this run down shat shack. No just leave it, go go go!"

Thank god! Finally a place we can take our families without having to deal with all those damned homos! We will never again have to worry about gay men breaking into our houses and having anal sex in front of our children or us.

Mary-Kate Olsen is now starring in Weeds. She once starred in Full House. Here the two characters meet for the first time.

Britney Spears proves that she can leave the house without looking like a Hurricane Katrina victim.

"OK so get this officer, I was chasing a burglar out of my house, right? Then my pants just shot off into the street and he pulled out a gun, I got scared and I..."

God hated the muffins you sent him; don’t let it happen again or he'll get your house, too.

I can't imagine the number of painstaking hours it took to set this Goldberg-esque contraption throughout this house. This guy obviously doesn't play MMORPGs.