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Unnecessary Censorship

Unnecessary Censorship

The F.C.C is going a little too far with this censorship thing, dontcha think?

 

Will You Go To Prom With Me?

Will You Go To Prom With Me?

We will not go to prom with this girl until she shoots herself in the head.

 

Shining Parody

Shining Parody

Here's a movie trailer parody for the Stanley Kubrick film "The Shining." Instead of menacing, psychological terror, we get the gift of laughter.

 

Eat Me

Eat Me

Not until we finally know whether the carpet matches the curtains.

 

Drunk Fish

Drunk Fish

This fish also drinks Michelob and beats his wife.

 

A Problem with Hooters

A Problem with Hooters

Why do ugly people always have to ruin the fun?

 

The Jenga Sears Tower

The Jenga Sears Tower

The most intense game of Jenga ever.

 

Kid Molests Blowup Doll

Kid Molests Blowup Doll

This kid should be locked up and put in jail for molesting that innocent doll.

 

The New Microsoft Word

The New Microsoft Word

This new version of Microsoft Word will now recognize Ebonics and 50 Cent's cottage cheese mouth.

 

Old Angelina Jolie

Old Angelina Jolie

She's suddenly not the MILF we remember her as.

 

Old Avril Lavigne

Old Avril Lavigne

All those punk rock girls you see on the street won't age well, too. We'd hate to see a back tattoo on our grandma

 

Old Jessica Simpson

Old Jessica Simpson

This is why Nick Lachey kicked Jessica Simpson to the curb. It's better to cut your losses when you're ahead. Or a dick.

 

Stupid Hipster

Stupid Hipster

It's LiquidGeneration's policy to expose the stupidity of hipsters. Wait a minute. We are hipsters. Damn it!

 

This or That: Star Trek or Star Wars

This or That: Star Trek or Star Wars

Do you get Star Trek and Star Wars things confused? We do and we’re a bunch of nerds!

 

Suck My News Weekly: Star Trek is Gay

Suck My News Weekly: Star Trek is Gay

This week a Star Trek cast member comes out of the closet, Stallone wants to do another Rambo, and there might be another crazy Jackson on the loose.

 

This or That: Tranny or Trashy?

This or That: Tranny or Trashy?

There are those who look like transvestites and those who just look trashy. Can you decide who is who?

 

Suck My News Weekly: Vince Vaughn Gets Lucky

Suck My News Weekly: Vince Vaughn Gets Lucky

This week Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston hook up, Bush and Bono have lunch together, Michael Jackson gets called for jury duty and other signs the world is a truly crunked-up place.

 

Whoose Boobs Week 192: Milk Maids

Whoose Boobs Week 192: Milk Maids

These mothers just had their babies, so naturally, their boobs are ginormous and fantastic.

 

This or That: She-Man or He-Man

This or That: She-Man or He-Man

Have you ever noticed how some female bodybuilders look like men? Yeah, us too! That’s why we created this game, because these people are tricky – and ugly!

 

Suck My News Weekly: Chewbacca Is One of Us

Suck My News Weekly: Chewbacca Is One of Us

Finally, Chewbacca becomes an American, TomKat has boring sex, Mary-Kate quits college, and other stuff we really can’t remember right now.